Joke Of The Day: Thin Again

Joke Of The Day: Thin Again A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parent’s bedroom. Finally, one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noise and when I look in you’re bouncing up and down on him.”

His mom is taken by surprise and says. “Oh … well, I’m bouncing on his stomach because he’s fat and that makes him thin again.”

The boy says, “That won’t work.”

His mom says, “Why?”

The boy replies. “Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes

Joke Of The Day: Dumb-Blonde Jokes A ventriloquist comes onto the stage with his dummy and starts his act. One bit requires his dummy to tell Dumb-Blonde Jokes. After a few jokes, an angry blonde woman finally stands up and starts speaking her mind.

“I have had it with the stereotyping of all blondes being stupid!” the woman yells, and she continues ranting on about this.

Finally, the ventriloquist says, “Sorry ma’am …”

The woman cuts him off by saying, “You stay out of this. I’m talkin’ to the dummy.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Magic

JJoke Of The Day: Magic A nun and a monk are riding on a Camel in the desert for days. Suddenly, the Camel falls over and dies.

Both panic, but know that they have to accept their deaths. So the nun says to the monk, “I know that we will die. So I want to tell you that I always wanted to see a naked man.” The monk says, “Yeah, that’s also what I always wanted.”

So the monk took off his clothes and is butt naked. The nun ask him, “What is that between your legs?” The monk answers “It’s a magic wand. When I put it in somewhere, new life emerges.”

The nun says “Put it in the Camel, then we can ride on.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Sales Demonstration

Joke Of The Day: A Sales Demonstration The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress.

Finally, to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said,

“And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside…”

 

 

 

 

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