Joke Of The Day: Old School Mail Order

Joke Of The Day: Old School Mail Order An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a mail order house: “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.”

In a short time, he received the following reply: “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Legal Fees

Joke Of The Day: Legal Fees A man walks into a lawyer’s office and asks how much the barrister’s rates are. The lawyer says fifty dollars for three questions.

The man asks, “Isn’t that awfully expensive?”

“Yes,” the lawyer replies, “what’s your third question?”

 

 

 

 

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