May 192019
 
Joke Of The Day: I'm Absolutely Fuming... My son got sent home from school yesterday. He has been suspended for running around the girls toilets waving his willy around. Idiotic yes but it seems he had done it for a bet.

Suspension seemed to be a bit harsh, so I rang the Principle to explain that it was just a bit of tomfoolery gone too far. However, he was having none of it and has stuck by the suspension.

Getting a bit peeved, I asked the Principle if he would rather have him thieving and smashing the school up like others I could mention.

“No”, he said, “I would rather have him teaching the year 5 Geography class that he is employed to do”.

 

 

 

 

May 162019
 
Joke Of The Day: Tradition One day a little girl was watching her mom make a roast beef. She cut off the ends, wrapped it in string, seasoned it and set it in the roasting pan.

The little girl asked her mom why she cut off the ends of the roast. Mom replied, after some thought, that it was the way that her mother had done it.

That night grandma came to dinner and the little girl and her mom went to her and asked why she had cut the end off of the roast before cooking. After some thought grandma replied, that was the way her mother had done it.

Now great grandmother was quite old and in a nursing home. But the little girl went with her mom and grandma to see her and again asked the question.

Grandma looked at them a bit annoyed and said, “So it would fit in the pan, of course.”