A lifelong patriot, Gags is proud to be related to one of our Founding Fathers, who signed the Declaration of Independence and played a significant role in the ratification and implementation of the Constitution. Like his ancestor, Gags is inspired and committed to upholding the values of freedom, and liberty that our Founding Fathers fought for.
An elderly fisherman wrote the following to a mail order house: “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.”
In a short time, he received the following reply: “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.”