Month: March 2010

Amusing

Lawrence Eagleburger: Obama’s Playing With Fire, Playing With Dynamite & Doesn’t Learn

Former Secretary of State Lawrence Eagleburger told Neil Cavuto that Obama is playing with fire and playing with dynamite and doesn’t learn from his mistakes.

Did he call Obama dumb? Why he’s just a racist!

“I’ve never seen anyone who is as amateurish in the conduct of his foreign relations as this president… It’s dumb and it’s what he’s done time and time again. He doesn’t seem to learn…”

“Netanyahu is a tough a guy. The fact of the matter is we’re showing our amateurishness every time we do this. And, this president can’t get it through his head that his actions have consequences outside what he thinks they might be…”

“He’s playing with fire here and he’s playing with dynamite and he doesn’t understand it. And, you’d think with almost two years in office he would understand it but he doesn’t.”

Jokes

Joke Of The Day

So this guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me two shots”

“Sure,” the bartender replies, “do you want them both now or one at a time?”

“Oh, both now,” replies the guy, “one’s for me and one’s for my little friend here” and with that the guy pulls a three inch tall man out of his shirt pocket.

The Bartender looks at the little man in amazement and asks, “Can he drink?”

“Sure,” replies the guy and with that the three inch tall man knocks back his whiskey.

“That’s amazing!” replies the bartender. “What else can he do? Can he walk?”

With that the guy flips a quarter down to the other end of the bar and asks the little fella to get it. Sure enough, the little man runs down the bar and retrieves the coin, picks it up , and jogs back to the guy.

“That really is amazing,” replies the bartender, “Can he talk?”

“Of course,” says the man. Turning towards the little guy, he says, “Hey Jim, tell him about that time we were in Africa and you called that witch-doctor an asshole…”

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