May 012026
 

Greatness - A man is great not because he hasn’t failed, but because failure hasn’t stopped him.



A man is great not because he hasn’t failed, but because failure hasn’t stopped him.

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May 012026
 
Joke Of The Day: Secret to a Long Life A middle-aged man who is terminally ill is visiting China as his final resting place when he meets an old woman, who still looks healthy and strong. Curious, he asks her the secret to her longevity.

“Well, it’s simple,” she replies, “every day I eat half a teaspoon of gunpowder and inhale gasoline fumes for two minutes!”

The man finds this method quite strange but decides to follow through anyway since he has nothing to lose. And surprisingly, it works.

Sixty years later, he passed away at the age of one hundred and seven.

He left behind two children, six grandchildren, fourteen great grandchildren, and a twenty-foot-wide hole where they cremated him.

 

 

 

 

Apr 302026
 

Whoever abandoned you in the middle of the ocean has no right to know what the sharks did to you or how you managed to get to the shore.



Whoever abandoned you in the middle of the ocean has no right to know what the sharks did to you or how you managed to get to the shore.

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