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Three cougars are in the locker room of their tennis club when, without a care in the world, a man walks by completely naked with a plastic bag over his head.
The first one looks at his dick and exclaims, “Ah, that’s definitely not my husband’s!” “You can say that again,” adds the second. And then the third chimes in: “He’s not even a member of the club!”
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| I make you weak at the worst of all times. I keep you safe. I keep you fine. I make your hands sweat and your heart grow cold. I visit the weak but seldom the bold.
Who am I? |
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