|When I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor.So I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.
One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters
PNEIS into the name of an important human body part
which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered spine are doctors today.
“The rest of us are sending jokes via email!”
Adult – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
|The answers to the following riddles share a common theme:
1. What do you call a cow that is laying down?
The answers are all types of meat.
1. Ground beef
|Sam loves to communicate by using word puzzles. This is sometimes confusing for other residents of the university dormitory. One night, this sign was posted on Sam’s door:
The other residents have no idea what Sam is up to. Do you?
Sam is “burning the midnight oil”.
OIL is in the middle of NITE, so it is midNITE (or midnight) oil. Since the midnight oil is on FIRE, it is burning.
To “burn the midnight oil” means to stay up working, and especially studying, late at night. This harkens back to the days when people used oil lamps at night.