Nov 132017
 
The Entrance Exam To Medical SchoolWhen I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor.So I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.

One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters

PNEIS into the name of an important human body part

which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.

“The rest of us are sending jokes via email!”

 

Nov 072017
 
Real Definitions

Adult – A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Beauty Parlor – A place where women curl up and dye.
Chickens – The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee – A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Dust – Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Egotist – Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
Handkerchief – Cold Storage.
Inflation – Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Mosquito – An insect that makes you like flies better.
Raisin – A grape with a sunburn.
Secret – Something you tell to one person at a time.
Skeleton – A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Toothache – The pain that drives you to extraction.
Tomorrow – One of the greatest Labor saving devices of today.
Yawn – An honest opinion openly expressed.

 

Nov 072017
 
The answers to the following riddles share a common theme:

1. What do you call a cow that is laying down?
2. What do you call a pig that loses a tug-of-war?
3. What do you call a sheep’s appendage?
4. What do you call a pig with an axe?

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Animal Mayhem

 

Nov 032017
 
Sam loves to communicate by using word puzzles. This is sometimes confusing for other residents of the university dormitory. One night, this sign was posted on Sam’s door:

NIOILTE
FIRE

The other residents have no idea what Sam is up to. Do you?

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Sign Language