Hillary Clinton Unhurt In Air Crash

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Apr 242015
 

The Associated Press reports that Hillary Clinton narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern New Jersey because of bad weather.

National Transportation Safety Board officials have issued a preliminary determination that pilot error contributed to the accident, and that Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton was flying a single engine aircraft in IFR [instrument flight rating] conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient fuel on board, investigators said. No one on the ground was injured.

A photograph (below), taken at the scene, shows the extent of damage to Clinton’s aircraft.

Aviation experts say Clinton was very lucky not to have been injured in the crash:

Hillary Clinton Unhurt In Air Crash

 

Joke Of The Day: Witch Jokes

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Oct 312012
 

Rubber Chicken13 Witch Jokes (One for each member of the coven)

  1. One of the witch’s coven gave birth to twins. The problem arose when the other witches could not tell which witch was witch.
  2. Member Edna was a dog trainer by day, then by night she went from wags to witches.
  3. When the coven travelled to an out-of-town gathering, Martha could not make it, she was a poor traveller and phoned in broom sick.
  4. Celia tried to fly to the coven meeting, but her broomstick broke, no worries, she witch-hiked with Sheila.
  5. The other 12 witches asked Gladys why she put her broomstick in the washing machine. Gladys replied that she wanted a clean sweep.
  6. Ivana kept on climbing up walls so now the other members of the coven call her ‘Ivy’.
  7. One day Astrid dropped off at the astrologer’s, she wanted to know her horror-scope.
  8. Leslie could not distinguish between Tiny Tina and a stag the coven were chasing. Betty said, ‘It’s easy, one is a haunted stag, the other is a stunted hag’.
  9. Celia asked Edna why she carried a pencil sharpener. ‘It’s to keep my hat pointed’, came the reply.
  10. When Gladys went to the zoo she bought two tickets. Leslie asked ‘Why?’. ‘One to get, and one to get out replied Gladys’.
  11. Astrid asked Ivy where she bought her garden furniture. ‘At the Ideal Gnome’ exhibition’, came the reply.
  12. When ever the coven have a brew up, they always drink their tea from a flying saucer.
  13. What happened when the coven’s darts team lost all their matches? They had a spell in the second division.