Eye Test For Dirty Old Men

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Mar 232016
 

Eye Test For Dirty Old Men

(For those who are actually visually impaired, the “eye chart” shows several lines with photos of a woman. As each line gets smaller and harder to see, she at least appears to have less and less clothing on — so you really can’t see “anything”. It’s more of an imagination test than an eye test!)

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What Causes The Most Accidents In The USA?

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Feb 112016
 

What Causes The Most Accidents In the USA?

Not cell phones…
Not the radio…
Not the GPS monitor…
Not talking…
Not texting…
Not watching a car video…
Not changing a CD…

Most driving accidents in the USA are caused by:

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Yep!!!…
You guessed it right!!!…
Inappropriate footwear!!!!

 

 

Exercise Routine For People Over 40

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Jan 162015
 

Exercise Routine For People Over 40When you’re over 40, it’s smart to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.

Remember: always consult your doctor before starting any exercise program!

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Continue Scrolling Down

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A Little Farther…

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Now: scroll up.

That’s enough for the first day. Great job!

When finished, break for a beer.