Tag: Vegan

After several tests, the doctor returned to the exam room and told him, “I’m terribly sorry sir, but according to our tests, you have barely a year left to live.”

“That’s horrible!” said the man. “Is there nothing I can do?!”

The doctor replied, “Well, my advice is to become a vegan, marry an economist and move to Iowa.”

“Will that cure me?” asked the man

“No,” said the doctor, “but it’ll make that year feel a LOT longer!”