Letting some batshit stuntman “farmer” behind the wheel is even better and dropping in a badass soundtrack makes this the best grocery store ad ever.
“Dorfdrift” is a promotional spot for a German grocery chain. I guess the message is that their food deliveries are fresh. Get it?! The video is heavily Hollywoodified but if you don’t get hung up on “realism” it’s just plain riotously entertaining.
Yes size does matter! Weighing 508 pounds with a 300 horsepower V8 engine, this chainsaw is capable of cutting wood at an astonishing 200 miles per hour and is easily one of the most manly things we’ve ever seen.
Got some cutting to do? 12″ trees? 20″ trees? 30″ trees? Redwoods?
Your chainsaw “knot” “cutting” it (man I’m good). Hate when it get’s jammed? It just takes for ever with that crummy 40cc 2-stroke…
You know what would be better? How about 5.75liters, 300hp, V8 power. Meet “The Predator”…
The Predator
This powerful snow blower, built by a Canadian, has a Chevrolet big block V8 engine and can shoot snow up to 126 feet in the air. It has enough power to blow the snow back to where it came from!
This is the snowblower needed to tackle the infamous Polar vortex.
Oh, you have a two-stroke chainsaw huh? Think it’s cool, do ya? Well, we see your little two-stroke and raise you a 4.1-liter V8 chainsaw.
This V8 chainsaw comes to us, of course, from Australia. It’s a nation where absolutely everything can kill you. Granted, any chainsaw has the power to kill, but this one can do it… more so.
The chainsaw is powered by a 4.1 liter Holden V8, making this a more dangerous hoon-mobile than a Maloo with 600 horsepower.
Saw carefully now, mate!
American V8 Chainsaw
Chevy V8 Snowblower
