Joke Of The Day: Conjoined Twins

Rubber Chicken Conjoined twins walk into a bar and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on vacation yet, fellas?”

“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car, and drive for miles and miles, don’t we, Jim?”

Jim nods.

“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country…the history, the culture, and especially the beer.”

“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and Molson’s beer, that’s for us, eh Jim?

And we can’t stand the English people, they’re so arrogant and rude.”

“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.

John replies: “Gives Jim a chance to drive…”

 

 

 

Almost Identical

An age-old social stigma says that chewing gum gives a bad impression. But is that true? Beldent debunks this myth and offers proof using in this real-life experiment.

At the Museum of Contemporary Art in Buenos Aires, Beldent recruited five sets of twins for an installation called “Almost Identical”, where the twins themselves were the art on display. The twins in each set were dressed and styled exactly the same except for one difference: one twin was chewing a piece of gum during the entire event.

Throughout the day, museum-goers participated in an interactive exhibit, answering questions concerning the image of the two twins in each set.

Of the 481 people who participated in the experiment, 73% favoured those twins who chewed gum, proving that chewing gum doesn’t give a bad impression. In fact, it does the opposite.

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