Joke Of The Day: The Magic Bottle

Joke Of The Day: The Magic BottleAfter insulting the female genie from the magic bottle, Carlos makes his wish: “To wake up with 3 women in my bed.”

She says, “So be it!” and disappears back into the bottle.

The next morning, Carlos wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken and he has no health insurance.