Popular Sayings Changed For The Internet

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Oct 222015

Popular Sayings Changed For The Internet = Email-button* Home is where you hang your @

* The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

* A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

* You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.

* Great groups from little icons grow.

* Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

* C: is the root of all directories.

* Don’t put all your hypes in one home page.

* Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

* The modem is the message.

* Too many clicks spoil the browse.

* The geek shall inherit the earth.

* A chat has nine lives.

* Don’t byte off more than you can view.

* Fax is stranger than fiction.

* What boots up must come down.

* Windows will never cease.

* In Gates we trust.

* Virtual reality is its own reward.

* Modulation in all things.

* A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

* Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks.

* There’s no place like http://www.home.com

* Know what to expect before you connect.

* Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.

* Speed thrills.