The Entrance Exam To Medical School

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Nov 132017
The Entrance Exam To Medical SchoolWhen I was young I decided I wanted to be a doctor.So I took the entrance exam to go to medical school.

One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters

PNEIS into the name of an important human body part

which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered spine are doctors today.

“The rest of us are sending jokes via email!”


The Toothpaste Pregnancy Test

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Jul 142017

The toothpaste pregnancy test

The Toothpaste Pregnancy Test

Did you know you can use toothpaste to determine if you’re pregnant?

Here are the five simple steps:

  1. Open the toothpaste.
  2. Draw 9 dots on the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste.
  3. After each month, wipe one of the dots away.
  4. When there are no more dots left on the mirror, look around the room.
  5. If there is a baby there, congratulations, the test is positive. If there isn’t, try again next time.


One Question IQ Test

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Jun 222017
One Question IQ TestHere’s a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.

A man who is mute wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one’s teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Think about it first before looking below for the answer.


Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Remote Associates Test

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Jun 022017
The Remote Associates Test, or RAT, is a word puzzle that requires the solver to link three different words using a fourth.

For example: What do words “top,” “multiplication,” and “dinner” have in common? “Table.” (As in, tabletop, multiplication table, dinner table..

What about “silly,” “theory,” and “ham”? Answer: “String” (like silly string, string theory, and hamstring..

So, with that in mind…

What word connects these groups of three?

1. crab, sauce, tree
2. stone, ice, head
3. head, book, tree
4. tissue, top, shoe
5. rock, nail, time
6. grab, shoulder, paper
7. carrier, box, chain
8. wrist, dog, man
9. walk, wedding, pan
10. fiber, wine, ceiling
11. shake, made, second
12. surf, school, room
13. feed, silver, table
14. hair, fire, stroke
15. cup, party, green

Brain Teaser Of The Day: The Remote Associates Test


May 052016

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

2. Alfred Hitchcock did not have a bellybutton.

3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.

4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it’s from being indoors a lot more.

5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

7. 40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

8. Babies are born without knee caps. They don’t appear until they are 2-6 years old.

9. The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

11. The average housefly lives for one month.

12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

17. The REAL reason an ostrich sticks its head in the sand is to search for water.

18. The only 2 animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the Rabbit and the Parrot.

19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in “An Officer and a Gentleman” and “Tootsie”.

20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.

21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used instead of real milk.

22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are reused in vein transplant surgery.

25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

26. If coloring weren’t added to Coca-Cola, it would be Green.

Answers: All of the above are true. Don’t you just love number sixteen?


Joke Of The Day: Test Answers

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Apr 092016
Rubber Chicken There is a new way of writing answers on exams.

If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this:


and write below: “Scratch here for ANSWERS”.




Chicago Math Test

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Jan 232016


Chicago Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!

NAME __________________________________

GANG/CREW NAME _______________________

CRIB __________________________________

1. LeJames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can LeJames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4×4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother’s bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawanda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawanda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawanda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s income?

10. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?