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Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger”, from Rocky III, performed on a modified dot matrix printer.

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“Eye of the tiger” on dot matrix printer

“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor is recreated with surprising accuracy by a dot matrix printer in this 2013 video by MIDIDesaster. To create the video, MIDIDesaster converted an old dot matrix printer into a MIDI sound generator that can play up to 21 notes at once. MIDIDesaster has posted videos of several other songs, including the theme song from The Benny Hill Show. That particular video also includes an explanation of how the printer was converted.

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Patriot Of The Day: Jeff Kent

November 12, 2012November 11, 2012 gags

This man gets it. He is a true patriot.

During the end credits of Wednesday’s episode of “Survivor,” contestant Jeff Kent left with a parting jab at the re-elected president, saying the $1 million prize he just lost would be “only $600 grand by the time Obama takes it.”

Kent — a former professional baseball player — was a contestant in the 25th season of the CBS reality show “Survivor,” set in the Philippines.

“You know what pisses me off” Kent said, “is that I think I’ve made about $60 million dollars playing baseball and I want this freaking million dollars in this game. And it’s not even a million bucks, it’s $600 grand by the time Obama takes it.”

“I’m a game 7 World Series loser, you know: I’ve played in the biggest games in the world and the worst games in the world, but this just sucks,” he said.

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Survivor, Texas Style

October 11, 2012August 27, 2012 gags

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, the state of Texas is planning to do one entitled:

Survivor, Texas Style

The eight (8) contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin & San Antonio.
Then over to Houston & down to Brownsville. They will proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock & Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene & Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Prius w/a bumper sticker that reads:

1 ~ I’m a Democrat
2 ~ Amnesty for Illegals
3 ~ I love the Dixie Chicks
4 ~ Boycott Beef
5 ~ I Voted for Obama
6 ~ George Strait Sucks
7 ~ Re-elect Obama in 2012
8 ~ I’m here to confiscate your guns