DIY Swiss Mint Survival Kit

Everything you need to know to create your own candy tin survival kit.

DIY Swiss Mint Survival Kit

DIY Swiss Mint Survival Kit

This is an easy to make and compact survival kit.
It contains the basics you would need in an emergency situation short-term and a great item to have on you at all times.

DIY Survival Kit includes:
Cotton Tinder
Compass
Signal Mirror
Needle and Thread
Fishing Kit
Knife
Waterproof Matches and Striker
Compact Rescue Whistle
Duct Tape
Can Opener
Bandages
Safety Pins

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Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack

I wanted to let you all know that earlier today I received my “Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack” from the White House.

It contained:

  •  A parachute
  •  An ‘Obama Hope and Change’ bumper sticker
  •  A ‘Bush’s Fault’ yard sign
  •  A ‘Blame Boehner’ poster
  •  A ‘Tax the Rich’ banner
  •  An application for unemployment
  •  An application for food stamps
  •  A prayer rug
  •  A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
  •  And if that was not enough, there was a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in “China” and all directions were in Spanish.

 

Survival Kit in a Can

Sardines come packed in metal tins and even though they are a good source of omega 3 fatty acids, they are still oily and kind of funky smelling. No offense to any fans out there but we feel the metal tins could be put to much better use.

Here we have a genuine air-tight, waterproof, crushproof sardine can packed full of 25 survival items. Go fish with the hook and line, find your way home with the compass, boil water in the can for your tea and sugar, use the first aid supplies to survive the wilderness. Since being well prepared is half the challenge, you’ll have a good head start with this kit. Put one in your car, boat, motorcycle, fishing vest, backpack, bike, emergency kit, etc.

The kit includes one of each of the following items: non-aspirin pain reliever, adhesive bandage, alcohol prep pad, antibiotic ointment, book of matches, compass, chewing gum, sugar, salt, energy nugget, duct tape, fire starter cube, first aid instructions, fish hook & line, note paper, pencil, razor blade, safety pin, reflective signal surface, tea bag, waterproof bag, whistle, and wire clip.

Kit contents

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