Proof that the Cleveland Browns are better that the New England Patriots
Romantic Sleigh Ride until the horse must have had too many Bud Lights. Atomic Beer Fart. One of the funniest Bud Light beer commercials only to be shown during the Superbowl.
A parody of sorts, of the great Superbowl commercial with Paul Harvey.
So God Made A Farmer
In case you missed it here is one of the best commercials from Super Bowl Sunday. It was the Dodge ad based on the “So God Made A Farmer” speech by Paul Harvey.
And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, “I need a caretaker.” So God made a farmer.
God said, “I need somebody willing to get up before dawn, milk cows, work all day in the field, milk cows again, eat supper, then go to town and stay past midnight at a meeting of the school board.” So God made a farmer.
God said, “I need somebody willing to sit up all night with a newborn colt and watch it die, then dry his eyes and say,’Maybe next year,’ I need somebody who can shape an ax handle from an ash tree, shoe a horse with hunk of car tire, who can make a harness out hay wire, feed sacks and shoe scraps. Who, during planting time and harvest season will finish his 40-hour week by Tuesday noon and then, paining from tractor back, put in another 72 hours.” So God made the farmer.
God said, “I need somebody strong enough to clear trees and heave bales, yet gentle enough to yean lambs and wean pigs and tend the pink-comb pullets, who will stop his mower for an hour to splint the leg of a meadowlark.”
It had to be somebody who’d plow deep and straight and not cut corners. Somebody to seed, weed, feed, breed, and brake, and disk, and plow, and plant, and tie the fleece and strain the milk, . Somebody who’d bale a family together with the soft, strong bonds of sharing, who would laugh, and then sigh and then reply with smiling eyes when his son says that he wants to spend his life doing what Dad does. “So God made a farmer.”
“Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying with bad jokes that Cajuns aren’t smart.
I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment.
Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats that can’t swim is a genius”. ~ Larry the Cable Guy
This video will be shown just before kickoff Feb 6, 2011.
If the Super Bowl proves one thing it’s that you don’t have to have a viable company to have a successful Super Bowl Commercial. Just pony up the cash and you’re good.
One such company was called EDS. No one at the time knew what that company did and know still does to this day. It doesn’t matter because the unknown company that had no reason to make a Super Bowl ad make one of the best ever.
A few years back the epic “Cat Wrangling” commercial appeared. And it was awesome. Cats are wrangled like cattle across the plains,…. just like they should be.
I don’t know if this commercial was actually banned from airing during the Super Bowl. Saying that it was could be an advertising gimmick.
We all know that Jesus doesn’t hate anyone. Mohammad on the other hand… well let’s just say actions speak louder than words!
2011 Banned Super Bowl Commerical – Jesus Hates Obama
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