Feb 122018
 

If you think the North Koreans are stupid think about this.

Are North Koreans Stupid? - Kim Jong Un

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.

He hadn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.

So he is made the “Beloved Leader” Of North Korea.

Terrific!!!

Oh crap!

I’m sorry.

I just remembered that we did the same thing.

Obama official portrait

 

 

Kinder, Gentler Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

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Apr 152017
 

Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

Kinder, Gentler Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

  • The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
  • A few clowns short of a circus.
  • A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  • An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
  • A few beers short of a six-pack.
  • Dumber than a box of hair.
  • A few peas short of a casserole.
  • Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
  • One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
  • One taco short of a combination plate.
  • A few feathers short of a whole duck.
  • All foam, no beer.
  • The cheese slid off his cracker.
  • Body by Fisher – brains by Mattel.
  • Has an IQ of 2, takes 3 to grunt.
  • Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
  • Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  • He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
  • An intellect rivaled only by that of garden tools.
  • As smart as bait.
  • Chimney’s clogged.
  • Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
  • Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
  • Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.
  • Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  • Her sewing machine’s out of thread.
  • His antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels.
  • His belt doesn’t go through all the loops.
  • If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
  • Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
  • No grain in the silo.
  • Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse..
  • Played football without a helmet.
  • Receiver is off the hook.
  • Several nuts short of a full pouch.
  • Skylight leaks a little.
  • Slinky’s kinked.
  • Surfing in Nebraska.
  • Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  • Strong, like Bear… Smart, like Tractor.

 

ObamaCare Software Is Incompatible With American Hardware

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Oct 022013
 

System Down

Bwahaha… Worst President ever!

When you try to run software that’s incompatible with your hardware, this is what happens. ObamaCare’s failure is spectacular, and not just the coast-to-coast sharknado of error messages, system crashes, pages not found, and unresponsive technical support. The data processing problems will eventually be worked out; every computer problem can be solved, if you’re willing to spend enough time and money on the effort. The commissars of ObamaCare aren’t spending their own money, and they couldn’t care less how long it takes to get things up and running, since they believe they have permanently and irrevocably altered America’s society, economy, and politics.

Maybe they should have put less money into propaganda slush funds for left-wing special interests, and hired some more IT guys… but they know they have an unlimited line of credit to handle all that infrastructure stuff later. In fact, ObamaCare’s failure will be folded neatly into the relentless demand for more money from the American people. Anyone who objects to borrowing more money from China to get the exchanges up and running will be portrayed as a heartless monster who just wants to let poor people die, a careless anarchist who’s ready to throw away all the time and money already poured into ObamaCare. In a year, or six months, or whenever we hit the debt ceiling again, anyone who hesitates to raise it will be accused of trying to duck out on bills Congress has already incurred. Then we’ll be told that anyone who really cared about the deficit would be eager to pay more in taxes to reduce it a bit. Those foolish enough to buy that argument will not notice that the national debt just keeps piling up, no matter how much money we hand over to the big spenders.

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