Joke Of The Day: Two Snakes

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Mar 062017
 
Rubber Chicken Two snakes are walking down the street. “Oh man, I have to ask you something!” the little one said.

“What is it?” replied the other snake.

“Are we poisonous?”

The other one replied, “Of course we are, why?”

“Because I just bit my lip.”

 

 

 

What’s Inside A Rattlesnake Rattle?

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Aug 162016
 

Have you ever wanted to know what’s inside a Rattlesnake’s tail? Well, wonder no more.

Enjoy!

We CUT OPEN a Rattlesnake Rattle to see what’s inside!!

Rattlesnakes are dangerous reptiles that can have a lethal bite, luckily for us this one was not alive.

We learned a lot about Rattlesnakes in making this video and hope you enjoy it.

 

First Aid For A Snake Bite

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Aug 042015
 

Hey, you never know!

First Aid For A Snake Bite

A snake bite does not necessarily mean an envenomed bite, injection of venom is under the snake’s control. Snakes will often (about 50% of the time) deliver a “dry bite” where venom is not injected. Should you be bitten, remain calm under all circumstances. Panic and shock are bigger killers than venom.

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Boa Constrictor Slithers Out Of San Diego Toilet

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Jan 082015
 

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It sounds like an urban legend… but it isn’t. A woman’s worst nightmare came to life when she found a 5-foot boa constrictor coming out of her toilet.

You’ve heard of snake on a plane, but could you imagine finding one in your toilet at work?

Two San Diego women were completely shocked when they found a 5-foot Colombian Rainbow Constrictor coming out of the toilet in their office at 433 G Street in San Diego (map).

Stephanie Lacsa and Holly Wells, co-founders of Vertical PR + Marketing, noticed the water in the toilet was higher than usual. Lacsa said she grabbed a toilet plunger and noticed something coming out of the toilet.

The business woman saw a flickering tongue and ran out of the bathroom screaming.

San Diego County Department of Animal Services arrived and entered the bathroom, which Lacsa admitted to taping shut. The snake had completely exited the toilet and was coiled behind the toilet.

Daniel De Sousa with SD County Animal Services said the boa constrictor bit one of the handlers since it was removed from the downtown office.

He described the snake to be shedding and agitated.

De Sousa said it was likely the snake was someone’s pet, and not something that came from a sewer.

Lacsa confirmed she received word from her landlord that a tenant in the same building owned a snake that likely got lost. However, the tenant at this point is nowhere to be found.

The public relations company is located at the Old San Diego City Hall, which was built in 1886. Lacsa and Wells said they had come accustomed to old pipes and stubborn plumbing, but they were not prepared for this.

Animal control officers captured the snake and took it to a veterinarian.

They are waiting for the owner to come forward and retrieve the reptile.

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Amazing Hand Paintings

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Jun 142014
 

Amazing Hand Paintings

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Guido Daniele was born in Soverato (Italy) and now lives and works in Milan. He graduated from Brera School of Arts and he has been painting and participating in personal and group art exhibitions since 1968. In 1972 he started working as hyper-realistic illustrator, in co-operation with major editing and advertising companies, using

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The Difference Between Poison And Venom

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May 112014
 

In this animated Ted-Ed lesson, Rose Eveleth explains the difference between poison and venom.


Poison vs. venom: What’s the difference?

Would you rather be bitten by a venomous rattlesnake or touch a poisonous dart frog? While both of these animals are capable of doing some serious damage to the human body, they deliver their dangerous toxins in different ways. Rose Eveleth sheds light on the distinction between poison and venom (and why you shouldn’t treat either one like you’ve seen in the movies).

 

Joke Of The Day: Peter Viper

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Apr 302014
 
Rubber Chicken There was this troupe of dancers that traveled around the country dancing in clubs and theaters. They were called the Steppers.

At one club, the Steppers did such a good job of pulling in patrons that the management gave them all the drinks they could drink after the show.

Well, they all got plastered and were having a big party. When it came time to get on their bus to travel to the next town, they did not want to stop partying, so they just moved the party to the bus. As they rode down the highway, you could hear their yelling, singing, and laughing for miles.

At a house along that very highway, there lived a family that had a pet snake. It was a viper, and it’s name was Peter. That night, Peter Viper was asleep in his snake house in the back yard. Suddenly, he was awakened by a loud racket. It was the bus carrying the Steppers still having their party. But Peter didn’t know that. In his confusion, he thought he was back in deep dark Africa being pursued by Pygmies. He slithered out of his snake house, headed across the yard as fast as he could, and crossed the highway just in front of the bus. The bus driver, who was a little sleepy, saw Peter Viper in the road, and mistook him for a giant log. He swerved, and the bus landed in the ditch, drunk Steppers lying everywhere.

The next day, the headline in the paper read “Peter Viper wrecks a truck of pickled Steppers”.