Joke Of The Day: Northwest Hell

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Jul 152017
 
Joke Of The Day: Northwest Hell A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven – others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.

After watching Satan do this several times, the fellows curiosity got the better of him. So he strolled over and tapped Satan on the shoulder.

‘Excuse me, Prince of Darkness,’ he said.’ I’m waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn’t help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?’

‘Ah, those…’ Satan said with a groan.’ They’re all from Seattle; they’re too wet to burn!’

 

 

 

Nov 122016
 

More and more evidence is coming out that these Protests are not organic and are pre-planned, large-scale organized and 100% George Soros/DNC created.

Here is an archived Seattle Craigslist ad offering $15 an hour for paid protesters. Students, women, and minorities are urged to apply.

The phone number in this ad (206-805-6686) links to an economic justice website called Washington Community Action Network

Screen Shot of the actual ad:
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Text of the actual ad:

Organize to stop Trump Agenda! Be Civil, but Don’t Back Down. $15/hr! (Seattle) hide this posting

compensation: $15-22/hr.
employment type: part-time
internship
non-profit organization
Organizing is year-round work, and extends beyond Election Day. Washington CAN! is hiring Full-Time and Part-Time Permanent positions right now!Washington CAN! is our state’s oldest and largest Grassroots Non-Profit. We’ve been organizing and winning on the local and national level for over 35 years on issues such as Racial, Social, and Economic Justice, Health Care, Immigration Reform, Tax Fairness, and a Living Wage for all workers.Our Paid-Training Program is the best around. We will teach you the skills you need to succeed. The combined experience of our management team is over 50 years.

At Washington CAN! you will work at our Home Office here in Seattle. You will regularly meet with our Organizers and Directors, and have a real sense of being involved in our work.

We provide benefits in Medical, Dental, Vision, 401(k), Paid Vacation, Paid Sick Days, Holidays, and Leave of Absence. Advancement and Travel Opportunities are available as well. Staff average pay is $15-20 an hour.

For Full Time Positions, please call 206-805-6686 and ask for Sol. If you do not reach Sol, please leave a message with your name, number, and a good time to reach you.

For Part Time Positions, please call 206-805-6678. Please leave a message if you do not reach him.

Students, women, and minorities are urged to apply.

  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers

Doing the job the Mainstream media refuses to do!

 

Dog Rides The Bus To The Park All By Herself

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Jan 152015
 

Dog Rides The Bus To The Park All By Herself

A Seattle dog rides the bus to the park and gets off at the correct stop all by herself.

Amazing!

Well, here’s something you don’t see every day. A dog in Seattle has learned how to board, ride, and even get off the bus by herself.

In recent weeks, commuters have witnessed a black Labrador on the bus alone, KOMO reported. The friendly dog named Eclipse will even hop onto seats to sit next to strangers.

The dog’s owner, Jeff Young, explained that the tradition of Eclipse riding the bus alone happened one day when the dog grew impatient and left him while he was smoking a cigarette.

Local officials are not thrilled, however, preferring that Eclipse be with her owner on the bus and on a leash.

KOMO reported:

“We get separated. She gets on the bus without me, and I catch up with her at the dog park,” said Jeff Young, who owns the dog. “It’s not hard to get on. She gets on in front of her house and she gets off at the dog park, three or four stops later.”

Young said the tradition has been going on for a while.

“She’s been here the last two years, so she’s been urbanized, totally. She’s a bus-riding, sidewalk-walking dog,” he said. “Probably once a week I get a phone call. ‘Hi. I have your dog Eclipse here on 3rd and Bell,'” he recounted. “I have to tell them, ‘no. She’s fine.’ She knows what she’s doing.”

Young and Eclipse appeared on “Fox and Friends” Wednesday.

“She’s got friends on the bus,” Young said. “She’s made some commuter buddies.”

“It’s worked out alright.”

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LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts School

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Apr 212013
 
LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts School

LEGO Harry Potter Hogwarts School

A Seattle woman named Alice Finch conjured up about 400,000 LEGO blocks to create this gigantic and oh-so-magical rendition of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry last October and went on to win two big prizes at LEGO’s BrickCon 2012.

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News Crew Goes Wrong Way on One-Way Street

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Jan 182011
 

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The King 5 TV “Storm-King” weather crew was out in Seattle this morning broadcasting the local weather conditions. They should have paid more attention to the road signs!

Watch as they proceed the WRONG WAY up a One-Way street… good thing no traffic was headed that way!

Way to go “Yellow Jackets”…your ticket is in the mail!