Apr 262017
 
With potent, flowery words speak I,
Of something common, vulgar, dry;
I weave webs of pedantic prose,
In effort to befuddle those,
Who think I wile time away,
In lofty things, above all day
The common kind that linger where
Monadic beings live and fare;
Practical I may not be,
But life, it seems, is full of me.
 
Random Riddle: Flowery Words

 

Apr 242017
 
It used to be
that in a time of need
for the minimal price
of the dime you cede
I would stand ready
with a book you read
to find a number
which can be keyed
which connects you up
with relative speed
to someone with whom
you could beg or plead.
And if you are lucky
they may take heed
and from your troubles
you will be freed.

What am I?
 

Random Riddle: Superman's Dilemma

 

Apr 152017
 
A telemarketer’s boss was fed up with his lack of Homemade exotic butters sales. His boss call him into his office. His boss says, if you can bring me one buyer in twenty minutes, you won’t get fired. Nineteen minutes later the telemarketer brings back a cow from the butters farm. He start milking the cow in front of his boss. His boss sees the miss understanding and he lets him keep his job.

What did the telemarketer misunderstand?
 

Random Riddle: Butter Riddle