Remember In 2013 When Trump Offered $10,000 To A Bus Driver Who Talked A Woman Out Of Suicide

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Aug 172017
 

Remember in 2013 when (RACIST!) Trump offered $10,000 to a (Black) bus driver who talked a woman out of suicide from a busy overpass. We remember!

Remember In 2013 When Trump Offered $10,000 To A Bus Driver Who Talked A Woman Out Of Suicide

No… Donald Trump isn’t a commoner who walks around with a bottle of hot sauce in his pocket like Hillary but it was still pretty decent of him, considering it was 2013 and he wasn’t even running for election.

From Fox News November 3, 2013

Trump offers $10G to hero bus driver

Real estate mogul Donald Trump announced Friday that he would offer a $10,000 reward to the Buffalo bus driver who stopped a young woman from leaping off a bridge to her death two weeks ago.

Trump announced his intention via a Tweet that said “The bus driver who saved the woman from jumping off the bridge was a really cool, great guy. I’m going to send him 10-thousand dollars he deserves it!”


 

From The Buffalo News November 7, 2013

Bus driver receives Trump check, headed for Rachael Ray show

Donald J. Trump wasn’t there himself.

But in the well-appointed office of Mayor Byron W. Brown, a check for $10,000 from the real estate mogul was presented to the hero bus driver who brought a woman on the brink of suicide to safety.

“Although I know to you it was just a warm-hearted first response to a dangerous situation,” Trump wrote to Darnell J. Barton, “your quick thinking resulted in a life being saved, and for that you should be rewarded.”

 
 

Joke Of The Day: The Story Of Opium Jones

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Nov 252016
 
Rubber Chicken First day of class in a rural Southern school. Teacher is calling role: “Billy Adams.”

“Here.”

“Susie Brown.”

“Here.”

She comes to “Opium Jones” and gasps. “Boy,” she says, “what you name?”

“Opium Jones!” he says proudly.

“Boy,” she says, “you go fetch yo’ mammy to come see me.”

The mother arrives.

“This boy say his name is Opium Jones,” the teacher says.

“That’s right,” the mother says. “That’s what we named him.”

“But don’t you know opium is a dope?” the teacher says.

“I sure do,” the mother replies.

“No no no, that’s not what I meant,” the teacher says. “I mean, opium is illegal.”

“Uh-huh,” the mother says.

“No no,” the teacher says. “What I mean is, opium is a seed what come from a white poppy.”

“You hit the nail right on the head!” says the mother.