May 272017
 
Joke Of The Day: A String In A Bar A string goes into a bar, slides onto the bar stool and asks the bartender to give him a beer.

“I don’t serve strings,” the bartender says.

The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and frays the top of himself. He then returns to the bar and again asks the bartender to give him a beer.

“Hey, aren’t you the string that was just here?” asks the bartender.

The string replies, “No… I’m a frayed knot.”