If The Government Can Do It

I went to the bank yesterday to withdraw $10,000.00. The bank teller said to me that I can’t withdraw that much money.

I asked why not.

The teller said that I only have $937 in my account.

I asked what does that matter.

The teller said you can’t withdraw $10,000.00 if you only have $937 in your account.

I said I don’t understand because the government is $34,000,000,000,000.00 in Debt, and it can still take out billions of dollars and give it to other countries even though the government doesn’t have the money.

The bank teller stated that the government can just print more money.

I said ok and left.

I went home and printed this and went back to the bank and gave them this bill and said I wanted all $100’s and two $50’s.

If the government can do it, so can I.

I went home and printed this and went back to the bank and gave them this bill and said I wanted all $100's and two $50's. If the government can do it, so can I.



Joke Of The Day: A Cure for Aging

Joke Of The Day: A Cure for Aging In the near future, a scientist makes the revolutionary discovery of a cure for aging. Filled with enthusiasm, he is immediately prompted to the political leaders of his country.

‘This is truly amazing, Dr. Smith! But before we can finally authorize the distribution of your medicine to the general population, we must know whether there are any drawbacks to it?’

‘That’s the great part: There aren’t any! It’s non-toxic, non-addictive and 100% safe. But, … well, it’s still pretty pricey. To manufacture one single dose costs about $100k.’

‘I see …’, says the politician slowly and proceeds to dial a number on his phone beside him.

‘Yeah, it’s me … hey, could you tell me how many of the old people voted for us at the last election?’

 

 

 

 

Enough is Enough

Enough is enough! Our hard-earned tax dollars shouldn't line the pockets of politicians living like royalty while we struggle to make ends meet. Let's demand fair reforms: cut their salaries, strip away their lavish perks, and make them work for every penny they earn.


Enough is enough! Our hard-earned tax dollars shouldn’t line the pockets of politicians living like royalty while we struggle to make ends meet. Let’s demand fair reforms: cut their salaries, strip away their lavish perks, and make them work for every penny they earn.

Public Service in Congress

The American people established this nation for the benefit of its citizens, not for the personal gain of career politicians. Public service in Congress was intended to be a temporary commitment, not a lifelong career path.


The American people established this nation for the benefit of its citizens, not for the personal gain of career politicians. Public service in Congress was intended to be a temporary commitment, not a lifelong career path.

A Good Liar

In order to be a good liar, you need to convince everyone that you are a bad liar.


In order to be a good liar, you need to convince everyone that you are a bad liar.

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