Good Times – James Evans Sr. Hands Out Some Discipline & Guidance

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Oct 302017
Could this be shown on TV today?


The “Lunch Money Rip-Off” episode on “Good Times” was one of the most memorable episodes ever. After Micheal Evans was picked on by the school bully, he decides to take a different approach and invite him over for the weekend.

The bully, named Eddie, spends a weekend with the Evans family only to learn a lesson of respect and love. The lesson came in the form of a spanking or like Old Schoolers say, an “Ass Whoopin!”





Sep 262017

To the NFL players who took a knee during the playing of the National Anthem.

To NFL Players Who Take A Knee

So, you want to take a knee?

Take a trip to Valley Forge in January. Hold a musket ball in your fingers and imagine it piercing your flesh and breaking a bone or two. There won’t be a doctor or trainer to assist you until after the battle. Wait your turn while listening to the screams of pain from the wounded. Then take a knee.

Go to Normandy where man after American man stormed the beach, dodging dead bodies and withering machine gun fire,…the very sea stained with American blood. Imagine that your fellow players are your dead brothers in arms. Then take a knee.

Take a knee in the sweat soaked jungles of Vietnam. Over 60,000 Americans died in those jungles.There was no playbook or million dollar contracts for doing your job, but they understood what our flag represented. When they came home, they were protested by their fellow Americans. Then take a knee while they spit on you.

Take another knee in the blood drenched sands of Fallujah in 110 degree heat.. Trade in your pads for a Kevlar helmet and battle dress…You’ll have to stay hydrated, but there won’t be anyone to squirt Gatorade into your mouth. And watch out for those IEDs when you take a knee.

There’s a lot of places to take a knee. Americans have given their lives all over the world. When you use the banner under which they fought as a source for your protest, you dishonor the memories of those who bled for the very freedoms you have. That’s what the red stripes mean. It represents the blood of those who spilled it defending your liberty.

So while you’re on your knee, pray for those that came before you, not on manicured fields striped and printed with numbers to announce every inch of game yardage… but on nameless hills and bloodied beaches and sweltering forests and bitter cold mountains… every inch marked by an American life lost serving that flag you protest.

No cheerleaders, no announcers, no coaches, no fans… just American men and women on the land, air, and sea, delivering the real fight against those who chose to harm us… so you would have the opportunity to dishonor their service by “taking a knee.”

You have no clue what it took to get you where you are… but your “protest” is duly noted. Not only is it disgraceful to a nation, it points to your ingratitude for those who chose to defend you under that banner that will still wave long after your stats and game jersey are forgotten…

If you really feel the need to take a knee, come with me to church on Sunday and we’ll both kneel before Almighty God. We’ll thank Him for preserving this country for as long as He has. We’ll beg forgiveness for both of our ingratitude for all He has provided us. We’ll appeal to Him for understanding and wisdom. We’ll pray for liberty and justice for all… because He is the one who provides those things.

But no protesting allowed. There will only be gratitude for His provision and a plea for His continued grace and mercy on the land of the free and the home of the brave.

May He continue to bless America, the ignorant and selfish sinners we all are. What an incredible gift He has given us!





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Sep 262017

Who exactly does the NFL think their main audience is? Liberal snowflakes? No, it’s men and women who love their country and flag. Do they think that Liberals will suddenly flock to replace our seats and cancelled NFL ticket and cable subscriptions? Hell no. And even if they did good luck letting them in the gate, they’re offended by everything. Before you know it the game would devolve into touch football where you get a penalty if you had “mean eyes” when you touched your opponent. It’s really infuriating because I loved this sport and the Social Justice Warriors had to sh*t all over this too.



The Cowboys take a knee BEFORE the anthem, to support those kneeling during the anthem, but then stood for the anthem out of respect, but locked arms because they didn’t want to show TOO much respect.

The NFL is gone. First, commercial interests took it and loaded it up with crap. Then, the Cultural Marxists got it. It’s gone. I’m sorry.




Real Headline: How Do You Do Your Makeup After An Acid Attack?

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Sep 102017

Believe it or not… This is a real headline from the BBC. The UK is screwed.

Real Headline: How Do You Do Your Makeup After An Acid Attack?

What is the next headline? – How to make your wheelchair look great after getting hit by a peaceful van and being paralyzed.

From BBC News:

How do you do your make-up after an acid attack?

Should I use primer as well as foundation? Will mascara do, or is it a false eyelash day? Many of us ask ourselves these questions every day, bleary-eyed before work or in front of a mirror for a night out.

But what do you when your beauty practices are disrupted, perhaps forever?

Business student Resham Khan survived an acid attack on her 21st birthday in London in July, sustaining burns to her face and body and damage to her left eye. Since then she has been blogging about what her make-up and beauty routine is like.

After pictures of Resham celebrating Eid were shared in national media, she revealed the tough reality of what it took to prepare for the photographs and posted photographs of herself without make-up.

“First of all I just wanted to make clear that what you see on the internet isn’t real,” Resham wrote in a post on Wednesday.

Read more…


The USA – A Nation Founded By Geniuses But Now Run By Idiots

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Sep 102017

The United States in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is now run by idiots…

The USA - A Nation Founded By Geniuses But Now Run By Idiots

  • If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned.
  • If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally.
  • If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion.
  • If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government.
  • If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt.
  • If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat.
  • If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched.
  • If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more.
  • If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable.
  • If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones.
  • If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage.


PCisms (Politically Correct Terminology)

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Jul 062017

PCisms (Politically Correct Terminology)

aesthetically challenged – ugly

aquatically challenged – drowning

biologically challenged – dead

blubber lovers – whaler

bovine control officers – Dallas Cowboys

Caucasian culturally-disadvantaged – white trash

certified astrological consultant – crackpot

certified crystal therapist – crackpot

certified past-life regression hypnotist – crackpot

chemically challenged – drug addict

chronologically gifted – old

client of the correctional system – prisoner

codependent – finger-pointer

constructivist psychotherapy – psychobabble

creatively re-dyed – stained

cyclically challenged – having PMS

differently organized – messy

differently-brained – stupid

economically marginalized – poor

energy-efficient – off

environmentally correct human – dead

equal opportunity employee – bisexual hooker

erectionally challenged – impotent

facially challenged – ugly

factually unencumbered – ignorant

fecally plenary – full of crap

female gender biased – prefers women who shave their legs

financially inept – po’

folically independent – bald

genetically discriminating – racist

geological correction – earthquake

gerontologically advanced – old

grammatically challenged – one who has difficulties with grammar or (by extension) punctuation or spelling

gravitationally challenged – fat

horizontally challenged – thin

horizontally gifted – fat

in denial – unaware that forgetting something obviously proves it happened

in recovery – drunk/junkie

intellectually impaired – stupid

living impaired – dead

maintenance hole – man-hole

male gender biased – prefers men who shave their chests

mechanically challenged – broken down automobile

melanin-impoverished – white

metabolically challenged – dead

microslothically challenged – Windows user

monetarily challenged – poor

morally (ethically) challenged – a crook

morally handicapped – someone who has no other reason to park in a handicapped zone

motivationally dispossessed – lazy

musically delayed – tone deaf

nasally gifted – runny nose

nasally gifted – large nose

nitpicklike – humor challenged

one who is PC – target practice

ontologically challenged – fictional or mythological

osmotically challenged – thirsty

outdoor urban dwellers – homeless

people of height – too tall

person of region – redneck

person of substance – fat

persons living with entropy – dead

persons of large stature – NY Giants

petroleum transfer technician – gas station attendent

photonically non-receptive – blind

residentially flexible – homeless

romantically challenged – not with somebody at the moment

rustically inclined – redneck

selectively perceptive – insane

sex care provider – prostitute

sexually focused chronologically gifted individual – dirty old man

socially challenged – geek or nerd

socially separated – convict

spacially perplexed – drunk

street activity index – crime rate

structurally challenged – broken

suffering from a sex addiction (female) – slut

suffering from a sex addiction (male) – stud

target equity group – vocal minority

uniquely coordinated – clumsy

uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path – loser

verbally challenged – mute, dumb

vertically challenged – short

visually challenged – blind

youth group – gang


Rappers For Trump

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Oct 222016

If you still believe the State-Run media, you’d say this video clip is impossible.

Rappers, including 50 Cent & Young Jeezy, love the fact that Donald Trump isn’t politically correct.

(NSFW Language)

The pending Landslide looms!

Pass it on!


Politically Correct Cat Terms

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Sep 272016

Smiling-Cat-800pxPolitically correct terms for cat owners:

My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a floor/rug re-decorator.

My cat does not break things, she helps gravity do its job.

My cat does not fear dogs, they are merely sprint practice tools.

My cat does not gobble, she eats with alacrity.

My cat does not scratch, he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

My cat is not a “shedding machine,” she is a hair relocation stylist.

My cat is not a “treat-seeking missile,” she enjoys the proximity of food.

My cat is not a chatterbox, she is advising me on what to do next.

My cat is not a dope addict, she is catnip appreciative.

My cat is not a ruthless hunter, she is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

My cat is not hydrophobic, she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not underfoot, she is shepherding me to my next destination
(which should always be the food dish).


Islamic Roulette

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Aug 122016

Islamic Roulette: like Russian Roulette but with six bullets

Islamic Roulette


How to play:
1. Load a revolver with six bullets.
2. Aim it towards your head.
3. Say “It has nothing to do with Islam” and pull the trigger. This ends the game.