Joke Of The Day: A Peg-legged Halloween!

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Oct 312017
 
Joke Of The Day: A Peg-legged Halloween! A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe’en party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: “Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.”

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple!”
 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Pirate Bounty

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May 112017
 
Joke Of The Day: Pirate Bounty A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head, sits down and orders a drink.

The bartender serves the pirate his drink, and asks about the paper towel.

The pirate smiles and says, “That be the bounty on me head!”