All I Want For Christmas

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Nov 152016
 

Here’s the best Christmas commercial of the year starring Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump.

All Hillary wanted for Christmas was the White House.

Donald Trump isn’t just for Christmas.

*FULL CREDIT GOES TO JOE.CO.UK*

 

300: Making America Great Again

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Aug 142016
 

Donald Trump leads a Spartan Army in this excellent 300 parody, “Making America Great Again”.

Enjoy!

The elite hate him because he’s going to open all those closets where they hide their deep dark dirty secrets. Lord, protect this man!

Donald Trump continues his victorious path through the US presidential election 2016. After forcefully succeeding president Obama he faces the globalists and their puppets. But with only 300 Spartan warriors, can he beat George Soros himself? Will he Make America Great Again?

In response to some helpful commentators I decided to re-upload this video in order to replace a scene with a bare-breasted Hillary, due to Youtube’s rather strict policy on nudity. Now it is even more disgusting. ;) In addition, it should be in 720p now!

Just to clarify some things, the three members of the establishment coming to meet Trump in the beginning are, from left to right: Sumner Redstone, owner of MTV, Viacom, Paramount pictures and various other media channels Ben Shapiro, conservative columnist whom I’ll admit has written and produced some good material, but I believe he’s shown his true colors as controlled opposition in regards to Trump Michael Eisner, CEO of the Walt Disney company, which also is one of the major owners of the US mass media

This is a parody of the movie 300, starring Donald Trump as the Spartan king Leonidas. It is also a stand-alone sequel to our previous video, The Trumpinator.

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Muslim Of The Year

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Dec 282015
 

Muslim Of The Year

And the winner is…

Muslim of the Year

As we celebrate the birth of our Savior, Jesus Christ, and rejoice in the greatness of His and the Father’s universe, we turn to the New Year. A traditional ritual is reflecting on the past year, and as Time Magazine does, anointing the most prominent person of 2015. Indeed, 2015 has been for all practical purposes the “Year of the Muslim.” So I will satirically recognize the most influential “Muslim of the Year,” someone who has cleverly through various means, radically changed the world order and most furthered the Islamic caliphate based on the death of all infidels to Allah.

The contestants were Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran; Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, leader of ISIS (Islamic State); Bashar al-Assad, the dictator president of Syria; Mullah Akhtar Mansour and Akhund, co-leaders of the Taliban; Sayed Hassan-Nasrallah, head of Hezbollah; Khaled Mashai, leader of Hamas; Nihad Awad, executive director of the Council for American Islamic Relations; and none other than our fraudulently twice-elected president, Barack Hussein Obama.

It was a close contest. Initially, as in the Miss Universe pageant, the prize inadvertently was announced to have gone to two co-contestants: Ayatollah Ali Khomenei, supreme leader of Iran, and Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS – one a Shiite and the other a Sunni Muslim, but both evil Islamic terrorists heading up major nations and terrorist groups who have wreaked deadly bloodthirsty havoc on Christians, Jews and other “non-believers.” Need we say more about Iran, which carries out, supports and finances Islamic terrorism worldwide and now is on the verge of assembling atomic bombs with the delivery system to reach U.S. shores? ISIS speaks for itself, a brutal and well-financed terrorist organization that has captured huge swaths of the Middle East and is beheading Christians and Jews right and left, thus attempting to destroy our Judeo-Christian way of life and our infrastructure and defenses. And, it has Israel, the United States and Western Europe firmly in its sights. The Paris and San Bernardino bombings and shootings are just a warm-up act for these vicious Muslim fanatics.

But when the card at the award ceremony for “Muslim of the Year” announcing their victory was double checked and inspected by independent experts on terrorism, it was revealed that the prize was, in reality, meant for our own supreme leader, Barack Hussein Obama.

No other Muslim has done as much, particularly given his power as president of the United States, to further Allah’s goal of a Christian and Jew-free world. The Holy Quran, as Obama likes to call it, teaches that this false god’s will must be obeyed and that all infidels must perish from the earth. As the inscription reads on a ring the “Muslim of the Year” has worn since college, “There is no god but Allah,” his actions and non-actions have paid homage to his real and only “deity.” Indeed, Obama can issue all the Christmas messages he falsely utters to the American people and the world – pretending to be a Christian for political expediency, subterfuge and dastardly cover – but after seven years of his presidency, “We the People” are no longer fooled. You do not have to be Donald Trump to see reality at this point. And here is the concrete proof.

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Pennsylvania Guys

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Nov 302015
 

If you’re from Pennsylvania, this video will make your day.

Enjoy!

Pennsylvania sure does breed some manly men, huh? These three dudes’ hilarious take on Katy Perry’s “California Gurls” is all the proof I need.

My absolute favorite part is the one guy’s rap at the end. “Take a long ride down the Hershey Highway/Pig out on sauerkraut every New Year’s Day,” he says. Now that’s a real Keystone man.

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Pennsylvania Guys by SSM
 

DC Matic: The Hillary-Approved Email Server!

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Mar 162015
 

Enjoy!

Do you run a government agency but hate complying with the law? Then you need DC Matic, the Hillary Clinton-approved email server!

Here’s how it works:
First you select the government business you’d like to conceal from the public. Then, simply use DC Matic’s proprietary privacy controls to fix the problem. Simple as that!

Having two email addresses is confusing and a terrible idea. And gone are the days of destroying hard drives or creating a fake male alias to secretly conduct business. You Need DC Matic!

 

Drums By Candlelight

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Jan 142015
 

Experience a collection of the worlds greatest songs greatest drum beats…

Enjoy!

Every so often an album comes along which causes you to slap your forehead in amazement and grope for a chair. ‘Drums by Candlelight’ is just such an album. It fills an important niche in the music market; one which surprisingly has long remained empty. In these days of crass commercialism it is common for albums to recycle hackneyed themes. I normally avoid any album with ‘Candlelight’ in the title, but if there is one which confounds a doubtful first impression it is ‘Drums by Candlelight’.

While superficially appearing to follow in the illustrious footsteps of Richard Clayderman, this album offers so much more. The album track list offers the first clue to the hidden treasures which await. Timeless classics such as ‘Locked out of Heaven’ by Bruno Mars sit comfortably beside lesser known works such as “Hooker with a Penis’ by Tool. As if ‘Drums by Candlelight’ were not enjoyment enough, there are two bonus albums thrown in for those who purchase ‘Drums by Candlelight’ in a timely fashion. This suggests that Bradley and Mulholland are anticipating significant sales.

While it has been difficult to single out one particular track for attention, I have settled on Whitney Houston’s ‘I’ve always loved you’ for comment. This is where Reuben Bradley’s drum chops are most evident. Here he has surpassed himself by what can only be described as an implied beat. The meditative state that he evokes through his skilful use of space is only broken once the drumstick falls (after a bar or two). Crisp and to the point, the surrounding silence speaking volumes. I am also impressed by Bradley’s impeccable dress sense and Mulholland’s tasteful promotion. It has been hard to find adequate words for such a towering achievement but perhaps a simple WOW will suffice.

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Drums By Candlelight

 

If Rudolph Took Place Today

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Dec 232014
 

The world has changed since 1964!

If the story of “Rudolph” happened today, things would probably go down a lot differently. This humorous parody by FatAwesome shows how in modern times people wouldn’t have taken Santa’s discrimination so lightly. All it takes is one elf with a smartphone, and Santa finds himself going viral online – and not in a good way.

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If Rudolph Took Place Today