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Joke Of The Day: 200 Dead Crows

Joke Of The Day: 200 Dead Crows The Oklahoma D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently.

There was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone’s relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis, it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird’s beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues, it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviorist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout “Cah”, not a single one could shout “bike”

 

 

 

 

Funny

It’s Poppin!

This hilarious woman gives her account of a fire to a news reporter and it may be the funniest interview ever.

Enjoy!




Michelle Dobyne Hilarious News Interview from News on 6. Casa Linda Apartments interview – News on 6 – It’s Poppin! Ah man, the building is on fire! She said hey, somethings wrong it’s poppin’ and I was like whaat?? Yeah, and I was like nah! She said Ahh Maan! Lawd it’s a fire Part 2! Tulsa, Ok

It's Poppin - Michelle Dobyne

 
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Political

Nobama Beer

A true American patriotic beer for the masses.

Nobama Beer Label

A local brewer’s politically charged beer is making Oklahomans tipsy.

‘Nobama Brew,’ made by Huebert Brewing Company, has become the beer of choice for many Oklahomans who aren’t fans of the president.

Brewery owner Rick Huebert is not shy about his political leanings.

“I’ve never been a fan of Obama,” Huebert said.

Huebert has been brewing as much Nobama beer as he can to meet demand.

He said he’s sold thousands of bottles just in the past few weeks.

“The phones have been constantly ringing, my email keeps locking up and we’re out of beer. I’ve got to make more beer,” Huebert said.

Tracy Wise, co-owner of The Bootlegger liquor store in Moore, said it’s the political message that has Oklahomans reaching for Nobama.

“As soon as people knew we had it, we started selling them. The sales have picked up quite a bit,” Wise said.

But Huebert thinks the flavor of the malt-infused wheat beer also keeps Oklahomans coming back for more.

“After they sit down and drink it, [customers say] ‘I’ve got to share this with my buddy,’” Huebert said.

Huebert said the idea for an anti-Obama beer originally came from a group out of Tulsa, who brought the idea to him months ago.

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Jokes

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

How do YOU pronounce “Oklahoma?”

Do you think it’s correct?

There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce it.

If you say OK…LAHOMA, You’re WRONG!

The proper way is:

OKLA…HOMA.

There’s a gap between the ‘a’ and the ‘h’.

I can prove it…

There! You learned something today!

I do love these educational emails.

Amusing

Story Of The Day: The Oklahoma Highway Patrol

In most of the United States, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop down to single digits or below.

About 3 AM, one very cold morning, Trooper Allan Nixon #658 responded to a call there was a car off the shoulder of the road outside Shattuck. He located the car, stuck in deep snow, and with the engine still running. Pulling in behind the car with his emergency lights on, the Trooper walked to the driver’s door to find an older man passed out behind the wheel with a nearly empty vodka bottle on the seat beside him.

The driver came awake when the Trooper tapped on the window. Seeing the rotating lights in his rear view mirror, and the State Trooper standing next to his car, the man panicked.

He jerked the gearshift into ‘drive’ and hit the gas. The car’s speedometer was showing 20-30-40 and then 50 mph, but it was still stuck in the snow, wheels spinning. Trooper Nixon, having a sense of humor, began running in place next to the speeding, but still stationary car. The driver was totally freaked, thinking the Trooper was actually keeping up with him. This went on for about 30 seconds, then the Trooper yelled at the man to ‘Pull over!’

The man obeyed, turned his wheel and stopped the engine.

Needless to say, the man from Dumas, Texas was arrested, and is probably still shaking his head over the State Trooper in Oklahoma who could run 50 miles per hour.

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