Feb 122018
 

If you think the North Koreans are stupid think about this.

Are North Koreans Stupid? - Kim Jong Un

Kim Jung Un had NO military experience whatsoever before Daddy made him a four-star general.

This snot-nosed twerp had never accomplished anything in his life that would even come close to military leadership.

He hadn’t even so much as led a Cub Scout troop, coached a sports team, or commanded a military platoon.

So he is made the “Beloved Leader” Of North Korea.

Terrific!!!

Oh crap!

I’m sorry.

I just remembered that we did the same thing.

Obama official portrait

 

 

Flashback: North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Wicked Black Monkey’

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Nov 102017
 

Remember when the North Korea Media called Obama a ‘Wicked Black Monkey’ and said he is only suitable to live with the monkeys in Africa’s largest animal park? We do!

Flashback: North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Wicked Black Monkey’

North Korea has called President Tump a ‘Lunatic Old Man‘, a ‘Psychopath‘ and a ‘Dotard but never a ‘Wicked Black Monkey’.

It’s funny how the Mainstream Media has no memory anything like this.

From Huffpost:

North Korea’s state news agency KCNA resorted to sickening racist language to lash out at Barack Obama this week, calling the U.S. president “reminiscent of a wicked black monkey.”

The editorial, which also called South Korea’s President Park Geun-hye an “old prostitute,” was published in English on Friday during Obama’s tour of Asian nations.

Another KCNA article from that same day — this one in Korean — took the ugliness even further. According to North Korea blogger Josh Stanton, the second story said Obama “should live as a monkey in an African natural zoo licking the breadcrumbs thrown by spectators.” The article also calls Obama a “crossbreed with unclear blood.”

Crazed diatribes are nothing new to KCNA, but as the Washington Post notes, it is rare for the agency to so outrageously savage a U.S. president. The newspaper explains that the articles highlight North Korea’s state ideology of racial purity, which leads to forced abortions or infanticide if defectors become pregnant outside Korea.

From One Free Korea:

As promised, here’s a translation of the complete article. Some of the North Korean vernacular is virtually untranslatable, so we did our best to capture the meaning, but left some particularly difficult phrases in the original Korean. Our hope is that a few of you may offer upgrades to this translation.
Flashback: North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Wicked Black Monkey’
Flashback: North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Wicked Black Monkey’
Flashback: North Korea Calls Obama A ‘Wicked Black Monkey’

Previously:

Picture Of The Day: Irina Rodnina’s Obama Banana Picture

 

 

 

 

(URGENT) S. Korea Detects Indications Of N. Korea’s Ballistic Missile Launch Preparations

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Sep 042017
 

The Yonhap News Agency is reporting that South Korea detects indications of North Korea ballistic missile launch preparations.

(URGENT) S. Korea Detects Indications Of N. Korea's Ballistic Missile Launch Preparations

North Korea clearly does not care about the international community’s response to their latest actions.

Words have failed. It seems like it’s time for action.

I hope China/South Korea are the ones to lead the operations. This is their problem to solve and one Bill Clinton created. The US should provide support.

Going to be an interesting day.

 

The Terrifying True Scale Of Nuclear Bombs

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Apr 142017
 

The True Scale of Nuclear Bombs Is Totally Frightening

The True Scale Of Nuclear Bombs

Nuclear bombs are already scary enough, but when you dig deeper and find out how powerful the weapons truly are, they get even more terrifying. The weapons we’ve built after the first atomic bombs are so strong that you can basically use Hiroshima as a unit of measurement. The largest nuclear explosion in human history, the Tsar Bomba, detonated with a force of 50 megatons or the power of 3,333 Hiroshimas.

The Russians had another bomb planned that would have been double the force of the Tsar Bomba at 100 megatons (and 6,666 times the force of Hiroshima) but luckily they never tested it. I mean, the Tsar Bomba was already as scarily powerful as it can get, since it almost destroyed the plane that dropped it and shattered windows as far as Norway and Finland. (The bomb was tested at Novaya Zemlya in Northern Russia).

Even something like the B83 bomb (which is the largest nuke in the US arsenal) explodes with a mushroom cloud taller than where commercial airlines fly. The true scale of nuclear weapons is really something, man. Learn more about it with this video by Real Life Lore, which also shows what kind of damage these nukes would do if they were dropped on New York City.

Nuclear weapons have come a long way and come in all types of different sizes. Some are relatively small while others are enormous, so big they boggle the mind at what they can be capable of. This video analyzes the sizes and impacts of various different nuclear devices, the history of nuclear weapons and what countries in the world are in possession of such devices.

Tsar Bomba, 1961 Tsar Bomba, 1961

 
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Joke Of The Day: Excuse Me

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Apr 042014
 
Rubber Chicken A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New
York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”

The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?”

The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?”

The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?”

The New Yorker replied, “Excuse me, but what is ‘excuse me?'”

 

 

Time-lapse Map Of Every Nuclear Explosion Ever On Earth

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Nov 172013
 

Japanese artist Isao Hashimoto has created a beautiful, undeniably scary time-lapse map of the 2053 nuclear explosions which have taken place between 1945 and 1998, beginning with the Manhattan Project’s “Trinity” test near Los Alamos and concluding with Pakistan’s nuclear tests in May of 1998. This leaves out North Korea’s two alleged nuclear tests in this past decade (the legitimacy of both of which is not 100% clear).

Each nation gets a blip and a flashing dot on the map whenever they detonate a nuclear weapon, with a running tally kept on the top and bottom bars of the screen. Hashimoto, who began the project in 2003, says that he created it with the goal of showing”the fear and folly of nuclear weapons.” It starts really slow — if you want to see real action, skip ahead to 1962 or so — but the buildup becomes overwhelming.

 

Joke Of The Day: Opinions

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Jul 192013
 

Rubber ChickenA pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.

He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker.

He asked, “Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?”

The Saudi replied, “Excuse me, but what is a shortage?”

The Russian said, “Excuse me, but what is meat?”

The North Korean replied, “Excuse me, but what is an opinion?”

The New Yorker replied, “Excuse me, but what is ‘excuse me?'”