Joke Of The Day: A Long Deployment

Joke Of The Day: A Long Deployment Just before our first long deployment, two Navy buddies and I were talking about the stress of leaving our families.

A senior officer, a veteran of many deployments, overheard our conversation and offered the following advice: “You must be sensitive to your wives’ emotional needs,” he said. “Never, ever, whistle while you pack!”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Commanding The Dummies

Joke Of The Day: Commanding The Dummies As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said,

“All right! All you dummies fall out.”

As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow.

I smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh sir?”

 

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: In The Navy

Joke Of The Day: In The Navy After his plane was hit and he was forced to eject, the Navy fighter pilot finally regained consciousness.

He was in a hospital, in a lot of pain. He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him, looking worried.

It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.

The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes.

Knowing he was not only a fighter pilot, but a Sailor, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word: “You may not feel anything from the waist down.”

Somehow he managed to mumble in reply, “Can I feel your breasts, then?”

And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude.

 

 

 

 

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