Joke Of The Day: Musicians

Rubber Chicken At the Gates of Heaven, all entrants were being checked to confirm their identity before they were let in.

The angel asked the first man in line, who was a tycoon from Chicago.”What have you achieved in your life?”

The tycoon replied, “I made it big in the steel business. I didn’t keep everything to myself. I distributed my money among my entire family, so the next 4 generations will not have to worry.”

The angel invited him in.

He asked the next man in line about his achievements.

It was a stock broker from New York. He said, “I made millions at NYSE. But I was not selfish like the Chicago guy to keep all my wealth in the family. I donated a few millions to orphanages around the world.”

“That’s good” said the angel and invited him in.

The next man in line was trying not to make eye contact. When the angel asked him, he replied, “I made only seven thousand dollars in my whole life.”

“Good Lord”, said the angel. “Which instrument did you play?”

 

 

Joke Of The Day: If…

Rubber ChickenIf lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed and dry cleaners depressed? Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted! Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, software engineers will be detested, the BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will eventually decompose. And on a more positive note, perhaps we can hope politicians will be devoted.