Joke Of The Day: Take What We Want

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Nov 112017
 
Joke Of The Day: Take What We Want Back in the Mexican revolution a bunch of armed men enter a convent and start rounding up all of the nuns in the cafeteria. The leader of the bandits starts yelling:

“We are part of the Pancho Villa army and it is our right to take what we want! We want all of your food and supplies!”

Sister Mary yells from the back: Not the chickens, please, not the chickens!

“I said ALL of your food and supplies!” replied the bandit. “Plus, we are going to rape everyone of you!”

“Not Superior Sister Prudence, please! She’s 80 years old!” yelled sister Mary again.

Before the bandit could say anything there was a commotion in the back. It was Superior Sister Prudence making her way to the front yelling: “He said EVERYONE!”.

 

 

 

Washington Restaurants That Hire Illegal Immigrants

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Feb 162017
 
These Washington restaurants will close for the ‘Day Without Illegal Immigrants’ protest

Washington Restaurants That Hire Illegal Immigrants

Here is a list of Washington DC area restaurants closing for today’s ‘Day Without Illegal Immigrants’ protest.

This will make it much easier for ICE to round them up!

Immigrants in Washington are planning to participate in the “Day Without Immigrants” protest on Thursday. As the day approaches, the list of area restaurants closing out of solidarity or necessity continues to grow.

The nationwide effort, buoyed by social media, is meant to highlight the impact immigrants have on the country on a daily basis. It’s a response to President Trump’s efforts to crack down on undocumented immigrants, enact “extreme vetting” and build a wall along the border with Mexico.

Participants are encouraged to stay home from school and work, which includes many restaurants and bars. Here’s a list of the closings and service changes announced so far.
Acqua al 2: closed
Anxo Cider & Pinxtos Bar: limited menu of pintxos only
Arepa Zone: closed
Ari’s Diner: closed
Bad Saint: closed
Bangkok Golden: closed
Boundary Stone: kitchen closed, limited menu from 5 to 9 p.m.
Brookland’s Finest: closed
Brookland Pint: kitchen closed, bring your own food
Bub & Pop’s: closed
Busboys and Poets, 14th Street, Brookland, City Vista, Hyattsville, Shirlington and Takoma locations: closed
Clare and Don’s Beach Shack: closed
Co Co. Sala: closed
Daikaya: closed
DC Empanadas, Union Market and food truck: closed
Denson Liquor Bar: closed
District Fishwife: kitchen closed
Dock FC: closed
El Camino: kitchen closed, bar offering limited food
El Chucho: top floor closed, limited menu
Espita Mezacaleria: closed for lunch; kitchen closed for dinner
Ghibellina: closed
Hank’s Oyster Bar, Capitol Hill, Dupont and Old Town locations: closed
Hank’s Pasta Bar: closed
Harold Black: closed
Himitsu: closed
Ivy and Coney: kitchen closed
Jaleo, Penn Quarter, Crystal City and Bethesda locations: closed
Jetties, Chevy Chase, Penn Quarter, Foxhall, Macomb and Bethesda locations: closed; downtown open
Johnny’s Half Shell: closed
Justin’s Cafe: kitchen closed
La Puerta Verde: closed
Le Caprice Bakery: closed
Meridian Pint: kitchen closed, bring your own food
Oyamel: closed
Peacock Cafe: closed
Pizzeria Paradiso, Old Town and Georgetown locations: closed
Pow Pow: closed
Pupatella: closed
Rappahannock Oyster Bar: closed
RedRocks Columbia Heights: closed for lunch; limited menu 5 to 11 p.m.
Room 11: kitchen closed
Sakuramen: closed
Smoke & Barrel: kitchen closed, bring your own food
Sotto: closed
Stomping Ground: closed
Surfside: closed
Sweetgreen: 18 locations closed
TaKorean, Union Market, the Yards and National Place locations: closed
Taqueria Nacional: closed
Thip Khao: closed
Toki Underground: closed
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Two Amys: closed
Veloce: closed
Zaytinya: closed

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Italian Immigrants

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Jan 262017
 

Italian Immigrants

Italian emigration was fueled by dire poverty. Life in Southern Italy, including the islands of Sicily and Sardinia, offered landless peasants little more than hardship, exploitation, and violence. Even the soil was poor, yielding little, while malnutrition and disease were widespread.

Background

By 1870, there were about 25,000 Italian immigrants in America, many of them Northern Italian refugees from the wars that accompanied the Risorgimento—the struggle for Italian unification and independence from foreign rule. Between around 1880 and 1924, more than four million Italians immigrated to the United States, half of them between 1900 and 1910 alone—the majority fleeing grinding rural poverty in Southern Italy and Sicily. Today, Americans of Italian ancestry are the nation’s fifth-largest ethnic group.

 
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Joke Of The Day: America, The Nicest Place In The World

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Dec 012016
 
Rubber Chicken A Mexican man was visiting America.

He wanted to go to a genuine American baseball game so that when he went home, he could tell his family all about it, but when he got there the game was sold out, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a good look.

“What happened?” asked his family.

“Well, America is the nicest place in the world!” he said. “Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, “Jose, can you see?”

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: A Mountain Lion, A Wolf And A Fox

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Sep 182016
 
Rubber Chicken After a long winter, a mountain lion, a wolf and a fox get together and each tells how they spent the winter.

The mountain lion says, “I spent my winter in a pigpen, and each day I ate a pig. The owner counted the pigs, saw that some were missing, and set a trap from which I barely escaped.”

The wolf says, “I spent my winter in a hen house. Each day I ate two hens. The owner counted the hens, brought out his shotgun, and I almost got shot.”

The fox says, “I spent my winter at a construction site where there were lots of Mexicans. Nobody counts those bastards.”

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Mexican Detectives

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Jun 272016
 
Rubber Chicken Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

“How was he killed?” asked one detective.

“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.

“A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?”

“I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”