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Redneck Medical Terminology
Studies have demonstrated that Rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they do not understand the seriousness of most medical terminology.
Artery – The study of paintings Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria Barium – What doctors do when patients die Benign – What you be, after you be eight Cesarean Section – A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan – Searching for Kitty Cauterize – Made eye contact with her Colic – A sheep dog Coma – A punctuation mark Dilate – To live long Enema – Not a friend Fester – Quicker than someone else Fibula – A small lie Impotent – Distinguished, well known Labor Pain – Getting hurt at work Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane Morbid – A higher offer Nitrates – Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days Node – I knew it Outpatient – A person who has fainted Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis |
How To Of The Day: How To Remove A Fish Hook
Nothing ruins a relaxing of day of fishing like catching yourself on your own fish hook. Here are two methods you can use to carefully remove the hook without causing serious damage. The key to removing a fish hook, as this guide from The Art of Manliness explains, is minding the barb at the end of the hook. To remove it from your skin, you need to tie some line to the curved shank part of the hook, then apply pressure to the eye part of the hook to reduce the damage the barb will do on its way out. Keep the line taut while you push down on the eye, then quickly jerk on the line to pull the hook out. It will probably hurt still, but it’s the most efficient way to do it. If the hook is really far in there, the “advance and cut” technique has you push the hook the rest of the way through your skin. Once it’s through, you can clip off the barb and pull the hook easily through your skin. |
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