|After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a priest when I grow up.”
“That’s OK with us,” she said, “but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit down and listen.”
A true story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, manicured the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, the answer was “NO!”
“If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?”
Again, they all answered “NO!”
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A little boy shouted out: “YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN ‘ DEAD!”
It’s a curious race, the Irish.
Dog acrobatics in 3… 2… 1…
Jake, A 12-year-old aspiring musician, on The Voice Kids UK, wowed the crowd by covering Tim McGraw’s hit single “Humble and Kind.”
The young artist turns the previously understated tune into a powerful ballad, while only accompanying himself on an acoustic guitar. Jake might only be 12 years old, but the emotion he pumped into his performance makes him seem far wiser and older.
Watch the video below.
Which way is the bus below traveling?
To the left or to the right?
Can’t make up your mind?
Look carefully at the picture again.
Still don’t know?
Pre-schoolers all over the United States were shown this picture and asked the same question.
90% of pre-schooler’s gave this answer.
“The bus is traveling to the left”.
When asked, “Why do you think the bus is traveling to the left?”
“Because you can’t see the door to get on the bus.”
|Independence Day was approaching and the teacher took the opportunity to teach her class all about patriotism.
She said to them, “You know, we live in a great country. And one of the best things about it is that we are all free.”
At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”