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Joke Of The Day: Mugged While Jogging

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Apr 252026

As I was doing my jogging exercise on the road this morning, I got mugged!

I told the police, “First, I got hit by a violin, then a clarinet, and finally a tuba.”

The policeman said, “I think this was an orchestrated attack.”

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Apr 242026

I realized I had to use the bathroom.

I got up and walked to the pantry.

I forgot why I was going to the pantry.

I remembered that I had to go and went to the bathroom.

While I was sitting there, I realized why I had to go to the pantry: to get toilet paper.

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Apr 232026

I once walked down a street where the house numbers were 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1mb.

It was a trip down memory lane.

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Apr 222026

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.

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Apr 212026

I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.