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Q: Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippy?
A: He was too far out, man! |
Tag: Hippy
Joke Of The Day
A hippy sat next to a nun on the bus and asked her if he could have sex with her.
Shocked but recovering quickly she said “No for I am married to God”. She then quickly gets off the bus.
After she leaves the bus driver turns to the hippy and says “I heard what you asked the nun and I think I have a answer for you. She prays every Tuesday night at the old cemetery just dress in a robe and tell her your God”.
Tuesday night comes along and the hippy in his disguise finds the nun praying.
“Hello I’m God he says and I’m here to have sex with you”.
The nun agrees but only if it’s anal because she wants to die a virgin.
After the act the hippy pulls off the robe and says “Ha ha it was me the hippy”.
The nun then pulls off hers and says “Ha ha it was me the bus driver!”