Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.
Q: Who is the most famous singing elf?
A: Elf Vis.
Q: What is the most favorite elf pet?
A: An Elflephant?
Q: What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down?
A: They elf em up.
Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: He had low Elf esteem.
Q: What do you call an elf that likes to swim?
A: An elfin.
Q: What do you call a stingy elf.
Q: How do elves get up into the workshop attic?
A: The Elflevator.
Q: How do you describe an elf who refuses to take a bath?
A: Elfully smelly.
Q: What do you call an elf who teaches english?
A: A subordinate Claus