Absolute Zero = Absolut vodka over frozen nitrogen Alexander the Grrreat = Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes American in Paris = Kentucky bourbon and champagne Black Sabbath = Kahlua and Mogen David wine Blind Faith = Wood alcohol and sacramental wine Blood Clot = Vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O Bloody Awful = Vodka and ketchup Blue Moon = Corn whiskey and Aqua Velva Brown Bowl = Vodka and Prune Juice Coleman Cooler = White wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand Fuzzy Naval Base = Peach schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia George Bush = George Dickel bourbon and Busch beer Gorbachev = Vodka with a splash of port wine Honeydew the Dishes = Midori and Dawn Marie Antoinette = Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer Martinizer = Gin, vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride Mary Poppins = Vodka, tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar Mexican Hairless = Tequila and Minoxidil Oil of Ole = Mazola and Sangria Peter, Paul, and Mary = Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice Phillips’ Screwdriver = Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia Port in a Storm = Red wine and rainwater Quack Doctor = Cold duck and Dr. Pepper A Rum with a View = Bacardi and Visine Rum-Pole of the Bailey = Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey’s Irish Cream Sake-to-me = Rice wine, punch, and nitrous oxide Scotch Tapeworm = Dewar’s and Mescal Shipwreck = Cutty Sark on the rocks Short Wave = Ripple in a shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate Sinead O’Connor = Irish whiskey and Nair Skid Roe = Muscatel and caviar Sour Kraut = Schnapps and lemon juice Sundae Driver = Vodka, orange juice, and ice cream Tequila Mockingbird = Jose Cuervo and birdseed |
