|When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
Apparently, ice is really bad for you. Warn all your friends.
Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
The inflatable Irish pub is the adult version of a bouncy castle. All you have to do is stick it on a patch of grass or a driveway (it doesn’t have a floor) and get ready to party.
There is nothing quite like visiting the pub to unwind and enjoy some time with friends or family. It turns out that it may be a lot easier to get to the pub than what you first considered! After all, you can inflate one in your own backyard.
The Inflatable Irish pub by the Boston based ThePaddyWagonpub is the adult version of the bounce house. You stick it on a patch of grass or a driveway and you are almost set for the party! It doesn’t even need a floor.
Up to 80 people can fit inside of one of these inflatable bars and it is absolutely perfect for your next outdoor gathering.
The company that offers these items also provides fresh foods and menus along with entertainment if you desire. They come in multiple sizes, so you can pick the one that is right for your party.
There are many options available, including a 33 foot long blowup building! They also come in a variety of styles, including traditional with timber framing or musty brick.
These temporary pubs will set you back about $435 for rent. You will also like the fact that they can be purchased outright and they even ship these pubs worldwide.
International sales (UK-based): Inflatable.pub
Via: Mental Floss
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|A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back to back.”
The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. One man even leaves. Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.
The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back to back. The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement.
The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?” The Irishman replies, “Oh…I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.”