|A husband and wife entered the dentist’s office.
The husband said, “I want a tooth pulled.
I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry.
Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave man,” said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.”
The husband turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
British dentistry at its best.
Dad, Malcolm Swan, uses an RC quadcopter to pull out his son Adam’s tooth. The little boy couldn’t be happier about his father’s choice of dental care.
The Wife said, “I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
You’re a brave woman said the dentist. Now, show me which tooth it is.
The wife turns to her husband and says “Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
This is how you do it!
A man goes to his dentist because he feels something is wrong with his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is completely corroded. What have you been eating?”
The man replies, “All I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious: Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, you name it.”
“Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time I’ll use chrome.”
“Why chrome?” asks the patient.
The dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!“
So this is how rednecks pull teeth. a Ford 4X4 jacked up with mud grips, loud exhaust, some string, and a accelerator pedal.
If you have a particularly strong gag reflex, this popular dentist’s trick can help distract your brain and save you the uncomfortability (and embarrassment) in seconds.
This isn’t a new discovery, but it’s one many of us hadn’t heard of before, so we thought it worth sharing. If you’re in a situation where something is setting off your gag reflex (dentist’s offices are one of the most common places), just form a fist with your left hand, squeezing your thumb.