Elf Jokes

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Dec 202016


Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elfabet.

Q: Who is the most famous singing elf?
A: Elf Vis.

Q: What is the most favorite elf pet?
A: An Elflephant?

Q: What do elves do when a fellow elf falls down?
A: They elf em up.

Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: He had low Elf esteem.

Q: What do you call an elf that likes to swim?
A: An elfin.

Q: What do you call a stingy elf.
A: Elfish

Q: How do elves get up into the workshop attic?
A: The Elflevator.

Q: How do you describe an elf who refuses to take a bath?
A: Elfully smelly.

Q: What do you call an elf who teaches english?
A: A subordinate Claus