Joke Of The Day: Sexual Addiction

Rubber ChickenHillary Clinton comes home unexpectedly one day and finds Bill Clinton in bed with a lady midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, Hillary screeches, “You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!”

Trying his best to calm her down, Bill turns to Hillary and says, “Take it easy Dear, Can’t you see I’m trying to taper off?”