British Archives - Common Sense Evaluation

A man in a French village runs up to his local priest exclaiming ‘Father! I just witnessed a man having sex with a dead woman in a field!”

The priest is shocked but responds with ‘That is a grave situation my son, I shall investigate immediately!’. The priest hurried to the nearby field, where he could clearly see one of the local men having sex with what seemed to be a corpse.

Mortified at this, but not having the courage to intervene himself, he hurries to the local policeman. The officer is shocked to hear of such a thing happening in his village and rushes off to the scene of the crime.

He returns within ten minutes with a grin on his face.

“No need to worry Father” he proclaims, “The woman is not dead, just British!”