Tag: Animal Crackers

A mother walks into the kitchen and sees her daughter with the whole box of animal crackers spread on the counter top.

Mother: “Why did you pour out the whole box?”

Daughter: “The box says, ‘Do not eat if the seal is broken.’ I’m looking for the seal.”

When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.

“What are you doing?” his mom asked.

“The box says you can’t eat them if the seal is broken,” the boy explained. “I’m looking for the seal.”