|After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
“What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously.
He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”
She beamed at him happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”
“I’m Just Kidding!“
(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).
|What is the meaning of this rebus?
You are out of order (the letters “U” and “R” have traded places; U R out of order).
|After years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK
“What does that mean?” She asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, “What about IJK?”
He replied: I’m Just Kidding!
Everything you wanted to know about monsters.
If you are offended by satirical depictions in cartoons, you may also want to stay away from mirrors.