Joke Of The Day: Describing The Wife

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Apr 102014
 
Rubber Chicken After years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK

“What does that mean?” She asked.

“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, “What about IJK?”

He replied: I’m Just Kidding!

 

 

Joke Of The Day: In The Alphabet

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May 012013
 

Rubber ChickenQ: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: “i” (I)

Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
A: “y” (Why?”)

Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.

 

 

Joke Of The Day

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Aug 312011
 

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly… then said, “You’re A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”

She asks, “What does that mean?”

He said, “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said, “Oh, that’s so lovely. What about I, J, K?”

He said, “I’m Just Kidding!”

Dyslexie is a Typeface for Dyslectics

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Aug 182011
 

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Dyslexie is a typeface for dyslectics.

The University of Twente did research on the typeface. Hereby a part of their conclusion:
“The dyslectics made fewer errors, than the normal readers, on the EMT with the font “Dyslexie”. This is an indication that reading with the font “Dyslexie” decreases the amount of reading errors.”

Alphabet Riddles

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Jul 122009
 

Q: What letter of the alphabet is an insect?
A: B. (bee)

Q: What letter is a part of the head?
A: I. (eye)

Q: What letter is a drink?
A: T. (tea)

Q: What letter is a body of water?
A: C. (sea)

Q: What letter is a pronoun like “you”?
A: The letter ” I “

Q: What letter is a vegetable?
A: P. (pea)

Q: What letter is an exclamation?
A: O. (oh!)

Q: What letter is looking for causes ?
A: Y. (why)

Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)

Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
A: The letter “m”.

Q: Why is the letter “T” like an island ?
A: Because it is in the middle of waTer.

Q: In what way can the letter “A” help a deaf lady?
A: It can make “her” “hear.

Q: Which is the loudest vowel?
A: The letter “I”. It is always in the midst of noise

Q: What way are the letter “A” and “noon” alike?
A: Both of them are in the middle of the “day”.

Q: Why is “U” the happiest letter?
A: Because it is in the middle of “fun”.

Q: What word of only three syllables contains 26 letters?
A: Alphabet = (26 letters)

Q: What relatives are dependent on “you”?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need “U”.