Joke Of The Day: The ABC’s Of Marriage

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Feb 272017
 
Rubber Chicken After being married for 25 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her carefully, then said, “You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

What does that mean?” she asked suspiciously.

He said, Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!”

She beamed at him happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely! But what about I, J and K?”

I’m Just Kidding!

(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).

 

 

 

Joke Of The Day: Describing The Wife

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Apr 102014
 
Rubber Chicken After years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said ABCDEFGHIJK

“What does that mean?” She asked.

“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot” he replied.

Wife Smiling asked, “What about IJK?”

He replied: I’m Just Kidding!

 

 

Joke Of The Day: In The Alphabet

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May 012013
 

Rubber ChickenQ: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: “i” (I)

Q: Which letter is always trying to find reasons?
A: “y” (Why?”)

Q: Which letter is not me?
A: U.