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A middle-aged man who is terminally ill is visiting China as his final resting place when he meets an old woman, who still looks healthy and strong. Curious, he asks her the secret to her longevity.
“Well, it’s simple,” she replies, “every day I eat half a teaspoon of gunpowder and inhale gasoline fumes for two minutes!” The man finds this method quite strange but decides to follow through anyway since he has nothing to lose. And surprisingly, it works. Sixty years later, he passed away at the age of one hundred and seven. He left behind two children, six grandchildren, fourteen great grandchildren, and a twenty-foot-wide hole where they cremated him.
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