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Aug 232017
 
Two definitions for two different words will be given. These words will differ only by their vowels. To change a word, both adding a vowel and changing a vowel is allowed, as long as the consonants are the same and in the same order. For example, bust to beast can be an answer.

1. A sticky product of trees to a type of dried fruit
2. A black bird to a chasm
3. Round object to a fee
4. Part of the body below the leg to a great achievement

Brain Teaser Of The Day: Vowel Exchange

 

Aug 232017
 
Joke Of The Day: The Frog Prince Once upon a time, a beautiful princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, “I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel lucky for doing so.”

That night the princess had frog legs for dinner.

 

 

 

Aug 222017
 

In an interview that will never air in the Alt-Left Mainstream Media, Vladimir Putin called American Presidents puppets that are controlled by “Men in Dark Suits”

Putin Says US Presidents Are Puppets, 'Men in Dark Suits' Rule Washington

In an interview with French publication Le Figaro Russian President Vladimir Putin revealed that a US president is more often than not just a figurehead of government. A certain person may be elected by the public on the basis of his merit and ideals – but rarely is this person able to formulate policy. Putin explained that the ‘Bureaucracy’ in the US, which is more commonly known as the Deep State, is very powerful and as such does not allow any real change in policy direction.

I have already spoken to three US Presidents. They come and go, but politics stay the same at all times.

Do you know why? Because of the powerful bureaucracy. When a person is elected, they may have some ideas. Then people with briefcases arrive, well dressed, wearing dark suits, just like mine, except for the red tie, since they wear black or dark blue ones. These people start explaining how things are done. And instantly, everything changes. This is what happens with every administration.

Changing things is not easy, and I say this without any irony. It is not that someone does not want to, but because it is a hard thing to do. Take Obama, a forward-thinking man, a liberal, a democrat. Did he not pledge to shut down Guantanamo before his election? But did he do it? No, he did not. And may I ask why not? Did he not want to do it? He wanted to, I am sure he did, but it did not work out. He sincerely wanted to do it, but did not succeed, since it turned out to be very complicated.

Putin went on to point out how the US lectures the rest of the world about democracy, while simultaneously embracing deeply undemocratic, inhumane policies:

This is not the main issue, however, even though it is important, since it is hard to fathom that people have been walking there in chains for decades without trial or investigation. Can you imagine France or Russia acting this way? This would have been a disaster. But it is possible in the United States and continues to this day. This refers to the question on democracy, by the way.

I referred to this example just to show that it is not as simple as it may seem. That said, I am cautiously optimistic, and I think that we can and should be able to reach agreements on key issues.

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Aug 222017
 
Want to know how to easily piss people off in their own countries? Then check out this helpful guide by Cale, the artist behind the popular webcomic Things In Squares. Whether you’re looking to upset the French, the Germans, the Mexicans or the Japanese, his tongue-in-cheek comics will show you the best way to go about it. Don’t like the Italians? Then abuse their beloved spaghetti and watch the tears begin to fall. Want to know what really upsets an American? Give them a normal-sized plate of healthy food and find out for yourself. And if you really want to hurt a Canadian then just assume they’re American and you’ve made an enemy for life. Scroll down to see if you can find your own country in there. Did he get it right? Let us know in the comments below, and don’t forget to vote for the best!

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries

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A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

A Hilarious Guide On How To Piss Off People In Different Countries 1

 
 
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