|Four Men are waiting outside the maternity ward.
The ward was extremely busy, so all the husbands were asked to wait in the waiting area. A short time later, the head nurse comes out, walks up to the first guy, and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.”
“That’s so weird!” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
The nurse comes back out a minute later and says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”
“That’s odd,” replies the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
The nurse returns from the delivery room several minutes later and tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”
“That makes sense,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall.
“What’s wrong?!” the others ask.
“I work for 7 Up!”