Australian Woman Discovers 2ft Earthworm

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Oct 312017

An Australian woman discovered a gigantic 2ft earthworm after it was driven above ground by heavy rains

Australian Woman Discovers 2ft Earthworm

It would have to be a pretty big early bird to get that worm!

An Australian woman discovered a gigantic 2ft earthworm after it was driven above ground by torrential rains.

Kelli Mace posted a photo on Facebook of her holding the huge creature with two sticks after it emerged from the earth around Tamborine Mountain, Queensland, and it was soon picked up by Australian news outlets.

The area, which is covered in rain forest, is known for the massive species of worm, known as Digaster longmani, and which can grow up to 3ft long.

Usually they remain deep underground, but heavy rain across the Gold Coast area last week has driven the creatures from their borrows.

The region on the east coast of Australia saw particularly heavy rainfall on Friday when over an inch fell in 36 hours.

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Cussing At Work

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Oct 312017

Cussing At Work

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.

Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative ‘TRY SAYING’ phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don’t know what the f___ you’re doing.

Number 2

TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She’s a f___ing bit__.

Number 3

TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4

TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible.
INSTEAD OF : No f___ing way.

Number 5

INSTEAD OF: You’ve got to be sh___ing me!

Number 6

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7

TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It’s not my f___ing problem.

Number 8

TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?

Number 9

TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won’t work.

Number 10

TRY SAYING: I’ll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn’t you tell me sooner?

Number 11

TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues…
INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his a__.

Number 12

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF : Eat sh__ and die.

Number 13

TRY SAYING: So you weren’t happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.

Number 14

TRY SAYING: I’m a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I’m on salary.

Number 15

TRY SAYING: I don’t think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEA D OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?

Number 18

TRY SAYING: He’s somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He’s a pr_ck.

Thank You,
Human Resources


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Joke Of The Day: A Peg-legged Halloween!

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Oct 312017
Joke Of The Day: A Peg-legged Halloween! A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe’en party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate.”

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

A week passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says: “Dear Sir, sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.”

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head and he writes the company a scathing letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads: “Dear Sir, please find enclosed a jar of caramel. Pour the jar of caramel over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple!”




Oct 302017

The Gates & Manafort indictment is labeled “Indictment (B)”. There must be another sealed indictment. It’s not George Papadopoulos; That has a different case number.

Gates & Manafort Indictment Labeled "Indictment (B)"

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Interesting. The U.S. District Court for D.C. has four sealed cases in its docket with case numbers between Papadopoulos’ (182) and Manafort’s (201).

Here’s The Indictment Against Paul Manafort And Rick Gates (It had nothing to do with Manafort’s work on the Trump campaign):

Manafort-gates Indictment Filed and Redacted by Chuck Ross on Scribd







Oct 302017

This is exactly how Paul Manafort can get out of trouble. He’ll want to see this. TRUST ME – this is going to work.

How Paul Manafort Can Walk Away From All Charges

Credit /u/BasketOfPepes.

1) OK, so first, delete every single email you have that has to do with this. If you’re hitting around 33,000 you know you’re doing good work. If anyone asks, just tell them you had pictures of your grand kids and yoga instructions and wanted to clear them out. Did you do that? Ok good.

2) Second, send one of your people to Reddit and ask them how to permanently and irreversibly destroy electronic evidence. Those Reddit people are super smart and should be able to help you out. In case they don’t, here’s a pro-tip- there’s this cloth or something, called Bleachbit that will get rid of everything on your hard drive so no one can recover anything.

3) Next – how many cell phones do you have? You’re about to have 0 – smash those little bastrds with a hammer and destroy them.

4) This next part you may have needed some vision for, but was there anyone who helped you get away with stuff in the 90s? Like a lawyer who cleared you of a number of scandals as you were moving up the political ladder? If so, make that guy the FBI Director. Trust me, it’ll come in handy later.

5) While you’ve got that going on, have your spouse take a little trip down to the airport and sit down with the DOJ head on the tarmac of their plane. Obviously talk about how you’re gonna get out of this, but if anyone asks, make sure to tell them you were checking in on their grandkids.

6) OK, so here’s the long, drawn out part. Those jerks in Congress are probably going to call you in for a bunch of hearings. I have an industry secret though… just say you can’t remember anything! Not recalling something is the easiest way for people to never look into your past again cause if you can’t remember it, it didn’t happen! If things are taking too long, just ask them what difference, at this point, does it make and shrug it off. Make sure to look really bored. They know you’re an important person so they’ll leave you alone after that.

7) OK, remember that FBI Director I mentioned before? Cool… basically since y’all have been good friends for a long time, that guy is gonna clear you of all charges. He’ll say that there was no evidence that you acted with ‘necessary criminal intent’. He might get fired for it but so what? He owes you, and big time.

8) Lastly, it will help if you have a satanic child sex slave ring and Pedophile that’s heavily entrenched in the entertainment industry. I know that sounds weird, but they take care of their own like you were their own children. Only downside is they think they’re hot sh*t, but don’t let it get to you.

Cool! So at this point you’re off scot-free! Lay low for a couple months, and then get back on the scene. Let someone pay you a cool 12 million for your book and go on a Costco book tour. The people will love you for it. The best part in all this? You and your friends are perfectly fine. This was just a temporary setback, and now you and all your followers can say you were cleared for literally everything illegal that you did. Hell, make a couple jokes about it at press conferences! You deserve it.

Ok, that about wraps it up. Don’t worry – I’ll invoice you. Just drop off the check next time I hire you to come speak at one of my charity events. Better yet… skip the invoice. I have some stuff I want to pass through Congress and I know if I give enough money to you… I mean, your “nonprofit” (LOL) that I’ll get what I want.







Oct 302017
Follow The Money: John Podesta, Tony Podesta, Paul Manafort And Rick Gates

This archived AP article says Paul Manafort and Rick Gates secretly funneled money to The Podesta Group and hired them to lobby on behalf of Ukrainians. If Manafort and Gates are guilty of not registering as foreign agents and money laundering, so are Tony and John Podesta!!

Question of the day: Did Manafort use the Podesta Group to route pro-Russian funds to the Clintons in order to secure the Uranium One deal?

Here is a written transcription of Tucker Carlson’s detailed account of allegations by an informant who claimed to have inside knowledge.

The allegations in his report, if true, indicate that Manafort allegedly was:
1) Frequently present at the Podesta Group’s offices during 2012-2014
2) A direct conduit for funneling Eastern European and Russian funds into the Podesta Group in order to, among other things, secure the Clintons’ assistance in regard to Uranium One..

This is different from way Manafort was described during August 2016. Back in Aug. 2016, the AP claimed that Manafort and Gates “directed” the activities of the Podesta group on behalf of a pro-Russian Ukrainian political party. But Carlson’s report, if correct, indicates a much closer relationship.

Covert influence campaign

Under the U.S. Foreign Agents Registration Act, people who lobby on behalf of foreign political leaders or political parties must provide detailed reports about their actions to the Justice Department. A violation is a felony and can result in up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000.

The emails illustrate how Gates worked with Mercury and the Podesta Group on behalf of Ukrainian political leaders. None of the firms, nor Manafort or Gates, disclosed their work to the Justice Department counterespionage division responsible for tracking the lobbying of foreign governments.

“There is no question that Gates and Manafort should have registered along with the lobbying firms,” said Joseph Sandler of Sandler Reiff Lamb Rosenstein & Birkenstock, a Democratic-leaning Washington law firm that advises Republican and Democratic lobbyists.

Manafort and Gates have said that they did not disclose their activities to the Justice Department because they did not oversee lobbying efforts and merely introduced the Washington firms to a Brussels-based nonprofit, the European Center for a Modern Ukraine, which they said ran the project. The center paid Mercury and the Podesta Group a combined $2.2 million over roughly two years.

The emails appear to contradict the assertion that the nonprofit’s lobbying campaign operated independently from Manafort’s firm.
In papers filed in the U.S. Senate, Mercury and the Podesta Group listed the European nonprofit as an independent, nonpolitical client. The firms said the center stated in writing that it was not aligned with any foreign political entity.

The 1938 U.S. foreign agents law is intended to track efforts of foreign government’s unofficial operatives in the United States.

Political consultants are generally leery of registering under it, because their reputations can suffer once they are on record as accepting money to advocate the interests of foreign governments — especially if those interests conflict with America’s. Moreover, registering under the law would have required Gates, Manafort or the lobbying firms to disclose the specifics of their lobbying work and their efforts to sway public opinion through media outreach.

Ina Kirsch, who runs the European nonprofit, has said the group’s work was independent and its goal was to bring Ukraine into the fold of Europe. The center has declined for years to reveal specific sources of its funding.

Gates confirmed to the AP previously that he was working for Ukraine’s ruling party, the Party of Regions, at the time.

Here’s The Indictment Against Paul Manafort And Rick Gates (It had nothing to do with Manafort’s work on the Trump campaign):

Manafort-gates Indictment Filed and Redacted by Chuck Ross on Scribd







Good Times – James Evans Sr. Hands Out Some Discipline & Guidance

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Oct 302017
Could this be shown on TV today?


The “Lunch Money Rip-Off” episode on “Good Times” was one of the most memorable episodes ever. After Micheal Evans was picked on by the school bully, he decides to take a different approach and invite him over for the weekend.

The bully, named Eddie, spends a weekend with the Evans family only to learn a lesson of respect and love. The lesson came in the form of a spanking or like Old Schoolers say, an “Ass Whoopin!”





The Genius Of Leonardo da Vinci

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Oct 302017

Artist Leonardo da Vinci produced two of the most famous paintings in history, “The Last Supper” and the “Mona Lisa.” But he was also passionate about medical discoveries and military inventions, some of which were centuries ahead of their time. Walter Isaacson, author of bestselling biographies of Steve Jobs, Albert Einstein and Benjamin Franklin, has written a new book about da Vinci, and he talks with Dr. Jon LaPook about why this Renaissance Man’s mind and curiosity were so extraordinary.