Month: April 2017

Political

Media Propaganda Of The Day: Romney vs. Obama Speaking Fees

The Fake News Media Jabbed Romney for 2012 Speaking Fees; Defends Obama’s in 2017

Media Propaganda Of The Day: Romney vs. Obama Speaking Fees

Slate took then-presidential candidate Mitt Romney to task in early 2012 over his claim that $360,000 in speaking fees in one year was “not very much.” Five-plus years later, the liberal website is now brushing off the one-time, $400,000 speaking fee former President Barack Obama is receiving from investment bank Cantor Fitzgerald.

Matt Yglesias (who is now at Vox) zeroed in on Romney’s hesitance to releases his tax returns in a short January 2012 item for Slate’s Moneybox blog, but soon underlined that the Republican candidate “lacks perspective on what constitutes ‘not very much’ income.”

 
 
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Funny Jokes

Why Aren’t You Married Yet?

Snappy Comebacks to the age old question “Why aren’t you married yet?”

  1. You haven’t asked yet.
  2. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
  3. What? And spoil my great sex life?
  4. Why aren’t you thin yet?
  5. Because I just love hearing this question.
  6. Just lucky, I guess.
  7. It gives my mother something to live for.
  8. My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
  9. I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
  10. Do you know how hard it is to get two tickets to Miss Saigon?
  11. I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
  12. It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
  13. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
  14. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
  15. My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.
  16. I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
  17. They just opened a great singles bar on my block.
  18. I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
  19. I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.
  20. What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
  21. We really want to, but my lover’s spouse just won’t go for it.
  22. I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
  23. Nobody would believe me in white.
  24. I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
  25. (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

 

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